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10/20/2022

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Shootout at the Ludzack Corral

 
​About once a year I like to share MY TALE from the Old (1965?) Mid-West, but just like any Clint Eastwood Western ie... The Good the Bad and the Ugly, or The Unforgiven.. this story of Justice with six-shooters blazing begs to be retold.

A while back a TV docudrama on the history of the American West. It was a time when Wyatt Earp, Billy the Kid, and Jesse James 'with theirsecond amendment rights intact' lived large in the tales of lawman versus Lawbreaker.


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This brought my mind back to 57 years ago on the (MID)Western frontier of Cable Wi (population 280-maybe) when I served as an 8-year-old lawman working with my deputy and 6-year-old friend David Larson.  It was a time of lawlessness where 'big talk' and 'big guns' (cap & pop alike) were a way of life.

Bad blood had been brewing since Sunday School the previous Sunday when Dastardly Dick Ludzack and BadNews Bryan Anderson AGAIN refused to sing Jesus loves me this I know and talked big about "singin' is for girls." This type of brash defiance of our Lord could not be tolerated. ​The time for words (or singin' Jesus loves me) was over. Justice must be served.
​
So just a few days later September 14, 1965 (right after school) Deputy Dave and myself traveled to the Ludzack Farm on the east side of town to bring these brazen lawbreakers to justice. If justice came at the end of a rope or smokin' guns...  So be it.  
​

This day would later be known as The Shootout at Ludzack Farm.  (kinda like an elementary school version of the Shootout at the OK Corral)


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When we arrived at the Ludzack Farm we learned Dastardly and BadNews were camped out on the North side of the family barn, so we quickly set up just on the Southeast corner as news traveled they were heading south along the east side of this same barn.  We were ready but knew they would not surrender without a fight. Both sides brandished enough Guns & Ammo to make the NRA blush.

Tension was in the air as Dastardly & BadNews turned the southeast corner and were met with our guns a-blazin'.  BLAM, BLAM, PEW, PEW, BANG, BANG. and POP.  This gunfight was over before it started.

As the smoke from our cap guns lifted it was clear by their (imaginary/implied) bullet-riddled bodies both Dastardly & Badnews had their 'come-up-ins'.  There would be no trial, and no chance for dem boys to redeem themselves and sing like choir boys next Sunday morning cuz...  THEY WUZ DEAD.

Except..  out of the silence BadNews Bryan (always hated him) shouted "Uh-uh" you missed me, and you are both DEAD cuz I shot you both in the HEAD."  BadNews was always good with a Rhyme. 

This was such a grand lie!  Such a big fib that 57 years later I am surprised Bryan thinks he has a chance at Heaven.   This just ruined my day.  I came to this town to bring law and order, and I am thwarted by a 7-year-old and those weak words. Uh-uh!  I was so mad I went home and told my MOM.

Thinking back to those lawless times in the fall of 1965 I am haunted by my failure to bring to justice those no-good lyin' snakes Bad News Bryan Anderson and Dastardly Dick.  What kind of civilization do we have when we refuse to be dead.

Though I am no longer a lawman the story is not over as BadNews was the best man and Dastardly an usher in my wedding in 1984. And I now meet BadNews almost every week for lunch where we 
reminisce on those days gone by in the Wild Wild mid-West.

You know what they say,  keep your friends close, and your ENEMIES closer.  Better sleep with one eye open BadNews.

Happy Trails

​Jeff (dreaming of exercising my second amendment rights since 1965) Larson

note:  Spiritual lesson for the day?  Make your peace with the Lord before you have your 'come-up-ins'.

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7/28/2022

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Bryan's FOUR Principals for Life

 
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My very good friend Bryan Anderson is a Biology professor at Bethel University.  He is a smart guy from my home town of Cable Wisconsin population 280ish.  Bryan lives the good life with his family now in the Twin Cities faithful to God, family, and friends. 

I repost this blog about once a year around his birthday on July 28th and this year he is like 448 years old in DOG years.  And he certainly is an old dog.

Bryan was the best man in my wedding, and I have known him since I was 6 or 7 years old.  It is a good thing to have such a good friend, but note while we are good friends, and I love him like a brother BUT we never HUG. That would be creepy weird.

​
Anyways, like I said Bryan is my very good friend, and we meet for lunch often, and when we meet he has shared with me his secrets for a happy life.  I have summed up his secrets in what I would call..


​THE FOUR PRINCIPLES OF BRYAN.
  1. ​​CELL PHONES are from the Devil - Bryan resisted for the first 57 years having his own a cell phone.  He only recently purchased one at the insistence of his very wise wife Laura.  I guess putting a little bell on him was not an effective once he wandered outside of ear shot.  
  2. EMAIL is electronic clutter - Bryan is a college professor who hates email. Don't know how that works for him, but he brags to me on how many unread emails have stacked up in his inbox. Bryan's preferred modes of inter-office communication are carrier pigeon, and Pony Express.  note: If there was a 5th principle he would add NO SOCIAL MEDIA.
  3. Thou shalt NOT wear a SEAT BELT.  I know, I know.. being labeled a smart guy now comes into serious question.  No one knows why Bryan won't wear a seat belt, but when I get to Heaven some day I will ask God. I believe God will reply with a Holy Smirk.. "That's what happens when ya give 'free will' to a country boy."   
    ​and finally..
  4. There are simply too many SIGNS- Bryan is very very bothered by our modern world and the overuse of SIGNS.  Signs are here, signs are there, there are signs everywhere about everything. Simply put Bryan believes common sense should be our guide instead those signs that inform us of the obvious. Those needing such signs for the obvious would be simply eliminated by the natural order of selection.  

    Also Bryan reinforces his sign concerns by quoting Jesus in ​Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a SIGN, but none will be given it.  AMEN & AMEN
    ​
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After all Bryan is a Biology professor, a man of science,.. he knows.. STUFF

​For myself, I cheerfully own a cell phone, read email, and wear a seat belt.. but I believe Bryan is on to something regarding this 'sign happy world'.  Also, I do social media.. and Bryan is right, I should just say NO.

So there you have The Four Principles of Bryan (aka 4PB) for a world looking ironically for a sign?  Not sure the 4PB will have the same impact as let's say.. The Four Spiritual Laws by Bill Bright, but there are four of em'.  


So my advice to this unprincipled world.. consider the 4 Principles of Bryan, it will change your life. For remaining 95% of society may God bless you with a fully charged smartphone, a manageable email inbox, seat belts in your cars, a life uncluttered by excessive 'signage'... and good friends to be used as blog fodder.

​Jeff (SIGNing off for now) Larson

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Final (Bryan) note: I met for lunch with Bryan recently on his birthday (I paid) and he just came from working on restoring his old classic car. He washed his hands (I think), but there was still engine grease under his nails and he has a good tan from being outdoors this summer.  Me, on the other hand.. (insert hand pun here) have the hands as white as a ghost.. or.. JOE BIDEN (the whitest man in America). 

His hands were calloused and his fingers have marks of healed cuts from working and being busy in the sun.  My hands in contrast are the hands of a man who is recovering slowly from 2 recent back surgeries while drawing cartoons and blogging in his air conditioned home.  My hands no longer soft like a baby, but maybe soft and white like new printer paper. I have attached a picture of our hands to prove my point.

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10/23/2021

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The Shootout at Ludzack Farm

 
About once a year I like to share MY TALE from the Old (1965?) Mid-West, but just like any Clint Eastwood Western ie.. The Good the Bad and the Ugly, or The Unforgiven.. this story of Justice with six-shooters blazing begs to be retold.

I enjoyed watching a while back a TV docudrama on the history of the American West. It was a time when Wyatt Earp, Billy the Kid, and Jesse James with 'second ammendment rights intact' lived large in the tales of lawman versus Lawbreaker.


Picture
This brought my mind back to 56 years ago on the (MID)Western frontier of Cable Wi (population 280-maybe) when I served as an 8 year old lawman working with my deputy and 6 year old friend David Larson.  It was a time of lawlessness where big talk and big guns (cap & pop alike) were a way of life.

Bad blood had been brewing since Sunday School the previous Sunday when Dastardly Dick Ludzack and BadNews Bryan Anderson AGAIN refused to sing Jesus loves me this I know and talked big about "singin' is for girls." This type of brash defiance of our Lord could not be tolerated. ​The time for words (or singin Jesus loves me') was over.. justice must be served.
​
So just a few days later September 14, 1965 (right after school) Deputy Dave and myself traveled to the Ludzack Farm on the east side of town to bring these brazen lawbreakers to justice. If justice came at the end of a rope or my smokin' guns..  So be it.  
​

This day would later be known as The Shootout at Ludzack Farm.  (kinda like an elementary school version of the Shootout at the OK Corral)


Picture
When we arrived at the Ludzack Farm we learned Dastardly and BadNews were camped out on the North side of the family barn, so we quickly set up just on the Southeast corner as news traveled they were heading south along the east side of this same barn.  We were ready, but knew they would not surrender without a fight. Both sides brandished enough Guns & Ammo to make the NRA blush.

Tension was in the air as Dastardly & BadNews turned the southeast corner and were met with our guns a blazin'.  BLAM, BLAM, PEW, PEW, BANG, BANG. and POP.  This gunfight was was over before it started.

As the smoke from our cap guns lifted it was clear by their (imaginary/implied) bullet riddled bodies both Dastardly & Badnews had their 'comeupins'.  There would be no trial, there would be no chance for dem boys to redeem themselves and sing like choir boys next Sunday morning cuz..  THEY WUZ DEAD.

Except..  out of the silence BadNews Bryan (always hated him) shouted "Uh-uh" you missed me, and you are both DEAD cuz I shot you both in the HEAD."  BadNews was always good with a Ryhme. 

This was such a grand lie.  Such a big fib that 56 years later I am surprised Bryan thinks he has a chance at Heaven.   This just ruined my day.  I came to this town to bring law and order, and I am thwarted by a 7 year old and those weak words.. Uh-uh!  I was so mad I went home and told my MOM.

Thinking back to those lawless times in the fall of 1965 I am haunted by my failure to bring to justice those no good lyin' snakes Bad News Bryan Anderson and Dastardly Dick.  What kind of civilization do we have when we refuse to be dead.

Though I am no longer a lawman the story is not over as BadNews was the best man, and Dastardly an usher in my wedding in 1984. And I now meet BadNews almost every week for lunch where we
reminisce on those days gone by in the Wild Wild mid-West.

You know what they say,  keep you friends close, and your ENEMIES closer.  Better sleep with one eye open BadNews.

Happy Trails

​Jeff (dreaming of exercising my second amendment rights since 1965) Larson

note:  Spiritual lesson for the day.. Make your peace with the Lord before you have your 'comeupins'.

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7/29/2021

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The Four Principles of BRYAN (2021)

 
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My good friend Bryan Anderson is a Biology professor at Bethel University.  He is a smart guy from my home town of Cable Wisconsin population 280ish.  Bryan lives the good life with his family now in the Twin Cities faithful to God, family, and friends. 

I repost this blog about once a year around his birthday on July 28 or 29.. I think.... and this year he is like 441 years old in DOG years.  And he certainly is an old dog.

Bryan was the best man in my wedding, and I have known him since I was 6 or 7 years old.  It is a good thing to have such a good friend, but note while we are good friends, and I love him like a brother BUT we never HUG. That would be creepy weird.

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Anyways, like I said Bryan is my very good friend, and we meet for lunch often, and when we meet he has shared with me his secrets for a happy life.  I have summed up his secrets in what I would call..

​THE FOUR PRINCIPLES OF BRYAN.
  1. ​​Cell Phones are from the Devil - Bryan resisted for the first 57 years having his own a cell phone.  He only recently purchased one at the insistence of his very wise wife Laura.  I guess putting a little bell on him was not an effective once he wandered outside of ear shot.  
  2. Email is electronic clutter - Bryan is a college professor who hates email. Don't know how that works for him, but he brags to me on how many unread emails have stacked up in his inbox. Bryan's preferred modes of inter-office communication are carrier pigeon, and Pony Express.  note: If there was a 5th principle he would add NO SOCIAL MEDIA.
  3. Thou shalt NOT wear a seat belt.  I know, I know.. being labeled a smart guy now comes into serious question.  No one knows why Bryan won't wear a seat belt, but when I get to Heaven some day I will ask God. I believe God will reply with a Holy Smirk.. "That's what happens when ya give 'free will' to a country boy."   
    ​and finally..
  4. There are simply too many signs - Bryan is very very bothered by our modern world and the overuse of SIGNS.  Signs are here, signs are there, there are signs everywhere about everything. Simply put Bryan believes common sense should be our guide instead those signs that inform us of the obvious. Those needing such signs for the obvious would be simply eliminated by the natural order of selection.  

After all Bryan is a Biology professor, a man of science,.. he knows.. STUFF

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​For myself, I cheerfully own a cell phone, read email, and wear a seat belt.. but I believe Bryan is on to something regarding this 'sign happy world'.  Also, I do social media.. and Bryan is right, I should just say NO.

Also Bryan reinforces his sign concerns by quoting Jesus in ​Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a SIGN, but none will be given it.

AMEN & AMEN

So there you have The Four Principles of Bryan (aka 4PB) for a world looking ironically for a sign?  Not sure the 4PB will have the same impact as let's say.. The Four Spiritual Laws by Bill Bright, but there are four of em'.  

​May God bless your life with a fully charged smartphone, a manageable email inbox, seat belts in your cars, a life uncluttered by excessive 'signage'... and good friends to be used as blog fodder.

​Jeff (SIGNing off for now) Larson

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9/3/2020

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The Shootout at Ludzack Farm

 
Most every year I share a story from the Old West (umm 1960s), but just like any Clint Eastwood Western ie. The Good the Bad and the Ugly, or The Unforgiven.. this story of Justice with six-shooters blazing begs to be retold.

I enjoyed watching a while back a TV docudrama on the history of the American West. It was a time when Wyatt Earp, Billy the Kid, and Jesse James with  guns a blazing lived large in the tales of lawman versus Lawbreaker.
​
Picture
This brought my mind back to 55 years ago in the (MID)Western frontier of Cable Wi (population 280-maybe) when I served as an 8 year old lawman working with my deputy and 6 year old friend David Larson.  It was a time of lawlessness where big talk and big guns (cap & pop alike) were a way of life.

Bad blood had been brewing since Sunday School the previous Sunday when Dastardly Dick Ludzack and BadNews Bryan Anderson AGAIN refused to sing Jesus loves me (truth is neither could sing a tune to save their lives) talking big about "singin' is for girls." This type of brash defiance of our Lord could not be tolerated. 

​The time for words (or singin Jesus loves me') was over.. justice must be served.

So just a few days later September 14, 1965 (right after school) Deputy Dave and myself traveled to the Ludzack Farm on the east side of town to bring these brazen lawbreakers to justice. If justice came at the end of a rope or my smokin' guns..  So be it.  ​

This day would soon after be known as The Shootout at Ludzack Farm.  (kinda like an elementary school version of the Shootout at the OK Corral)

Picture
When we arrived at the Ludzack Farm we learned Dastardly and BadNews were camped out on the North side of the family barn, so we quickly set up just on the Southeast corner as news traveled they were heading south along the east side of this same barn.  We were ready, but knew they would not surrender without a fight. Both sides had enough Guns & Ammo to make the NRA blush.

Tension was in the air as Dastardly & BadNews turned the southeast corner and were met with guns a blazin'.  BLAM, BLAM, PEW, PEW, POP, BANG.  This gunfight was was over before it started.

As the smoke from our cap guns lifted it was clear by their (imaginary/implied) bullet riddled bodies both Dastardly & Badnews had their 'comeupins'.  There would be no trial, there would be no chance for dem boys to redeem themselves and sing like choir boys next Sunday morning cuz..  THEY WUZ DEAD.

Except..  out of the silence BadNews Bryan (always hated him) shout "Uh-uh" you missed me, and you are both DEAD cuz I shot you both in the HEAD."

It was such a grand lie.  Such a big fib that 55 years later I am surprised Bryan thinks he has a chance at Heaven.   This just ruined my day.  I came to this town to bring law and order, and I am thwarted by a 7 year old and those weak words.. Uh-uh!  I was so mad I went home and told my MOM.

Thinking back to those lawless times in the fall of 1965 I am haunted by my failure to bring to justice that no good lyin' snake Bad News Bryan Anderson.  Of course the story is not over as Bryan was the best man in my wedding in 1984 and we meet almost weekly for lunch.  

You know what they say,  keep you friends close, and your ENEMIES closer.  Better sleep with one eye open BadNews.

Happy Trails

​Jeff (dreaming of exercising my second amendment rights since 1965) Larson

note:  Spiritual lesson for the day.. Make your peace with the Lord before you have your 'comeupins'.

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8/8/2020

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Remembering a Good Friend

 
If I remember correctly, today (August 8th) is the birthday of my good Richard (Dick) Ludzack, and Dick was 6 days my senior as I was born on August 14th. He was a lifelong friend as we grew up in the same home town and attended the same church, played sports together, and both participated in each other's weddings.  Dick passed away suddenly a number of years ago, and at that time I wrote my own memorial of his life.  I would like to share it again today about a life well lived.

THE ONLY CHOICE THAT MATTERS 10/12/2003

I traveled home yesterday to visit my mom and was greeted by the news that a life long friend of mine was killed the day before in a work related accident. This friend was Dick Ludzack, and his dad Karl Ludzack also passed away last January. Please pray for Dick’s wife Tammy, his kids, and for his 10 other brothers and sisters, and mom. It is kind of news that knocks the wind out of his many friends, and hits even much closer to home for his family.

Dick was a great guy, and though we have not talked all that often in the last few years.. I consider him a true friend. He was a good man who loved God and his family.

Dick was one of the guys that as a youth I sat with in the Back Pew of the church. He was also one of us guys that could not sing. NONE OF US COULD. We called it the sin of our parents. You know, when the people asked Jesus why a certain man was blind.. was it because of his own sin or the sin of his parents?? Well there was a core group of guys in our church, and NONE were blessed with the ability to sing. Some of us sang… but we pushed THE JOYFUL NOISE UNTO THE LORD concept to it’s limits. So the joke among a few of us guys was.. Jesus was it our own sins, or the sin of our parents why we can’t sing? The answer we have concluded.. was.. IT MUST BE OUR PARENTS. Lol

So back to the serious sobering point of these days. Dick was a good man, a good family man, and faithful to God. Though he will be missed.. Dick’s life was a success. Never to trivialize the loss to his family, and friends, but Dick lived his life right.. he loved the Lord, and is in Heaven now.  Dick who lived only to be 46 (same age as me) was faithful with the time he had on Earth.

None of us know how long we have here in this world that is a blend of joy and pain. Where there is so much good, and so much tragedy.. so in the end it ETERNALLY makes a difference the choices you make in life. Dick chose wisely.

I pray we are faithful in making the same decision. May the Lord protect each of you.. may he give us all the perspective that is only his.. may his comfort and love be felt by us all, and may we all know Jesus. 

Blessings!!
​
Jeff
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8/6/2020

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A Beautiful Mess

 
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​My brothers, show no partiality as you hold the faith in our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory.  For if a man wearing a gold ring and fine clothing comes into your assembly, and a poor man in shabby clothing also comes in, and if you pay attention to the one who wears the fine clothing and say, “You sit here in a good place,” while you say to the poor man, “You stand over there,” or, “Sit down at my feet,”  James 2:2-3

 James 2:2-3 This is how it looks for me in Minnesota-->

Let me start by sharing my wife and I attend a church that we really like.  It is a friendly congregation represented by all age groups.  The worship music is well done, and the preaching is straight from God's word in a manner that is both challenging and easy to listen to. The people are friendly and welcoming even in this season of all things COVID-19. 
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Next, let me share I am over 5 years sober now after it became apparent I was an alcoholic where drink was becoming a growing compromise in my life (off and on)  for about the previous 15 years.  It did not ruin life, but I was headed on the wrong road, and my addiction to a buzz was growing and dangerous.  I thank God for his healing in this area and for the love and grace of my family.. especially my wife... and of course my God.

I never did attend a recovery program until about a year ago when I attended a Celebrate Recovery program for a few weeks to see if it was right for me at this point in my recovery.

Well, in contrast to my 'good church' where the worship, preaching, and presentation on Sunday's is clean and sharp.. this Celebrate Recovery program is messy. 

These are people who are struggling.  Some have been sober for 15+ years, others are celebrating not have a drink for 30 days, or less.  Some are people who have been in and out of treatment, and/or suffering the consequences of their addictions by losing their drivers license, jobs, or family. Stories of jail-time, and restraining orders were common.  Many were in the place where they were not drinking but now dealing with the void in their lives where once was a buzz.  This group is a mess, but .. a Beautiful Mess

​What makes this group such a beautiful mess is their journey starts and ends with a return to God. Not just a 'higher power' but the only true power, the God of our Bibles. This is our only hope for the alcoholic and ALL of the rest of humanity (aka sinners).


Life not so long ago..
Now after 5+ years of being sober, I look back on my journey to where I am now.  I did not realize what a fragile mess I was.
  • I went bankrupt, 
  • The IRS went after me for back taxes
  • I had to sell my home and my business and start over. 
  • I was wounded deeply and felt a void of what do I replace the buzz of alcohol with.
  • I lashed out at family members and though I apologized it caused a wound that has taken time to heal.

    note: I was a Christian through all this, I prayed & read my Bible, but was a mess.  Maybe God saw me as a beautiful mess. I think my wife saw me that way.  I was a mess but oh how important I was to her and how much she believed in me and loved me.
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So this all makes me reflect on James 2:1-2.  I am ashamed to say I honestly don't like the mess or messy people. I like happy Christians with no deep dark secrets and/or sins. I like the well orchestrated church service and an attractive congregation that looks like .. church people should look? I don't know if I want my church to be messy, even a beautiful mess.

So here I am convicted, and I thank God for this conviction. I now desire to be in the mess, and I will blend nicely as I am a mess. Together we love and support each other. Where one hurts all hurt, and when all rejoice we rejoice together (1 Cor 12:26). 

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God desires to RESTORE US to become the healthy body of Christ. After church I don't want to be the guy looking past the guy or gal out of place to find my usual friends where I am comfortable. I don't know exactly how this conviction on my heart will play out, but I pray God would speak to me and change me to serve him among the beautiful mess that are the people Jesus would be spending his time with.

May God bless you, care for you today, and use you to serve Him in this very messy world. I pray for revival and restoration in our chaotic 2020 America. I pray His church is sensitive and caring for the beautiful mess inside and outside our church walls.

​Jeff (plenty messy still) Larson

note: Recovery is not just for the alcoholic, it is for everyone that struggles with the very real issues of life. Depression, co-dependency, anger, sex addiction, anxiety/fear, etc. I pray we allow ourselves to be honest, and allow God to restore us from what ever has compromised our lives.

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7/29/2020

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The FOUR PRINCIPLES of Bryan

 
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My good friend Bryan Anderson is a Biology professor at Bethel University.  He is a smart guy from my home town of Cable Wisconsin population 280ish.  Bryan lives the good life with his family now in the Twin Cities faithful to God, family, and friends. 

I repost this blog about once a year around his birthday on July 28 or 29.. I think.  This year his birthday is a significant one as he is now 150 years old. <insert eye roll> OK OK, he is a year younger than me.. he is 62.

He was the best man in my wedding, and I have known him since I was 6 or 7 years old.  It is a good thing to have such a good friend, but note while we are good friends we never HUG. For us..that would be creepy weird.

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Anyways, like I said Bryan is a very good friend, and we meet for lunch often, and when we meet he has shared with me his secrets for a happy life.  I have summed up his secrets in what I would call..

​THE FOUR PRINCIPLES OF BRYAN.
  1. ​​Cell Phones are from the Devil - Bryan resisted for the first 57 years having his own a cell phone.  He only recently purchased one at the insistence of his very wise wife Laura.  I guess putting a little bell on him was not an effective once he wandered outside of ear shot.  
  2. Email is electronic clutter - Bryan is a college professor who hates email. Don't know how that works for him, but he brags to me on how many unread emails have stacked up in his inbox. Bryan's preferred modes of inter-office communication are carrier pigeon, and Pony Express.  note: If there was a 5th principle he would add NO SOCIAL MEDIA.
  3. Thou shalt NOT wear a seat belt.  I know, I know.. being labeled a smart guy now comes into serious question.  No one knows why Bryan won't wear a seat belt, but when I get to Heaven some day I will ask God. I believe God will reply with a Holy Smirk.. "That's what happens when ya give 'free will' to a country boy."   ​and finally..
  4. There are simply too many signs - Bryan is very very bothered by our modern world and the overuse of SIGNS.  Signs are here, signs are there, there are signs everywhere about everything. Simply put Bryan believes common sense should be our guide instead those signs that inform us of the obvious. Those needing such signs for the obvious would be simply eliminated by the natural order of selection.  

After all Bryan is a Biology professor, a man of science,.. he knows.. STUFF

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For myself, I cheerfully own a cell phone, read email, and wear a seat belt.. but I believe Bryan is on to something regarding this 'sign happy world'.  Also, I do social media.. and Bryan is right, I should just say NO.

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Also Bryan reinforces his sign concerns by quoting Jesus in ​Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it.

So there you have The Four Principles of Bryan (aka 4PB) for a world looking for ironically a sign?  Not sure the 4PB will have the same impact as let's say.. The Four Spiritual Laws by Bill Bright, but there are four of em'.  

​May God bless your life with a fully charged smartphone, a manageable email inbox, seat belts in your cars, a life uncluttered by excessive 'signage'... and good friends to be used as blog fodder.

​Jeff (SIGNing off for now) Larson

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6/15/2020

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Flawed Folk Fellowship (rr)

 
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Let me start today with a good ol' Protestant Brag.
I have attend church most every week, and not just Sunday mornings, I often go on Wednesdays too.  I accepted Jesus into my heart at age 6, was baptized at age 14, and have been married to a wonderful Christian woman for almost 36 years!  You see, I AM ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.


​Besides going to church, I work hard, pay my bills, and have endured rush hour traffic that would tempt Mother Theresa's to swear like a sailor.


I aspire to be like Jesus and so again.. I am a pretty pretty good guy. BUT.. (NEWS FLASH) I am really any better than those who never darken the door of a local church. Let's just say I am a lifelong member of the 'Flawed Folk Fellowship'.

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The friendly members of 'Flawed Folk Fellowship' are known for their welcoming slogan 'No Perfect People Allowed' but this also could serve as a disclaimer much like you hear at the end of one of those prescription med TV ads.

​CURElanta may be right for you. <pause> BUT.. some
 taking CURElanta "may experience tingling toes, a bloody nose, itchy ears, swollen rear, and.. in extreme cases DEATH or worse.  

Our Flawed Folk disclaimer could be .. In some cases t
hose attending Flawed Folk Fellowship experience involuntary hand raising, amen vocalizations and often the compulsive utterance of  a hallelujah. On other Sundays sermon snoring may occur.


All silliness aside.. there are two recurring comments you hear regarding us Flawed Folk.
  1. Christians are such hypocrites?  Ok, Christians do struggle with the same issues as non-Christians and human nature is hide our failures.  So hypocrisy, or at least a cover up of sorts will happen.
  2. Christians are not perfect, just forgiven. More than a clever bumper sticker we will find God's  Amazing Grace, and great love is the hope for mankind. 
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I confess I am happy to be a part of Flawed Folk Fellowship.  There is no better place to worship & give thanks to our God for the blessings 'and trials' of this life.  There is no place to be than worshiping God together sharing and praying to our loving Father who cares. To become a community of other flawed believers in our sincere attempt to be a church family.. aka the body of Christ.  
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My prayer for each of you today is to find your own Flawed Folk Fellowship. To share, and support each other in our struggles, and to worship together the one true God of our Bibles is priceless.  

Jeff

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7/26/2019

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The Four Principles of Bryan (rr)

 
My good friend Bryan Anderson is a Biology professor at Bethel University.  He is a smart guy from my home town of Cable Wisconsin population 280ish.  Bryan lives the good life with his family now in the Twin Cities faithful to God, family, and friends.

Like I said Bryan is a very good friend, and we meet for lunch often, and when we meet he shares with me his secrets for a happy life.  I have summed up his secrets in what I would call..

​The Four Principles of Bryan.
  1. ​​Cell Phones are from the Devil - Bryan resisted for the first 57 years having his own a cell phone.  He only recently purchased one at the insistence of his very wise wife Laura.  I guess putting a little bell on him was not an effective once he wandered outside of ear shot.  
  2. Emails are electronic clutter - Bryan is a college professor who hates email. Don't know how that works for him, but he brags to me on how many unreadd emails have stacked up in his inbox. Bryan's preferred modes of inter-office communication are carrier pigeon, and Pony Express.
  3. Thou shalt NOT wear a seat belt.  I know, I know.. being labeled a smart guy now comes into serious question.  No one knows why Bryan won't wear a seat belt, but when I get to Heaven some day I will ask God. I believe God will answer with a Holy Smirk.. "That's what happens when ya give 'free will' to a country boy."   ​and finally..
  4. There are simply too many signs - Bryan is very bothered by our modern world and the overuse of SIGNS.  Signs are here, signs are there, there are signs everywhere about everything. Simply put Bryan believes common sense should be our guide instead those signs that inform us of the obvious. Those needing signs for the obvious would be simply eliminated by the natural order of selection.  

After all Bryan is a Biology professor, a man of science,.. he knows.. STUFF

For myself, I cheerfully own a cell phone, read email, and wear a seat belt.. but I believe Bryan is on to something regarding this sign happy world.  
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Also Bryan reinforces his sign concerns by quoting Jesus in ​Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it.

So there you have The Four Principles of Bryan (4PofB) for a world looking for ironically a sign?  Not sure the 4PofB will have the same impact as let's say.. The Four Spiritual Laws by Bill Bright, but there are four of em'.

​May God bless your life with a fully charged smartphone, a manageable email inbox, seat belts in your cars, a life uncluttered by excessive 'signage'... and good friends to be used as blog fodder.

​Jeff (signing off for now) Larson
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