Bryan's FOUR Principals for Life

My very good friend Bryan Anderson is a Biology professor at Bethel University.  He is a smart guy from my home town of Cable Wisconsin population 280ish.  Bryan lives the good life with his family now in the Twin Cities faithful to God, family, and friends. 

I repost this blog about once a year around his birthday on July 28th and this year he is like 448 years old in DOG years.  And he certainly is an old dog.

Bryan was the best man in my wedding, and I have known him since I was 6 or 7 years old.  It is a good thing to have such a good friend, but note while we are good friends, and I love him like a brother BUT we never HUG. That would be creepy weird.

​Anyways, like I said Bryan is my very good friend, and we meet for lunch often, and when we meet he has shared with me his secrets for a happy life.  I have summed up his secrets in what I would call..

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​THE FOUR PRINCIPLES OF BRYAN.

1. ​​CELL PHONES are from the Devil - Bryan resisted for the first 57 years having his own a cell phone.  He only recently purchased one at the insistence of his very wise wife Laura.  I guess putting a little bell on him was not an effective once he wandered outside of ear shot.  
2. EMAIL is electronic clutter - Bryan is a college professor who hates email. Don't know how that works for him, but he brags to me on how many unread emails have stacked up in his inbox. Bryan's preferred modes of inter-office communication are carrier pigeon, and Pony Express.  note: If there was a 5th principle he would add NO SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Thou shalt NOT wear a SEAT BELT.  I know, I know.. being labeled a smart guy now comes into serious question.  No one knows why Bryan won't wear a seat belt, but when I get to Heaven some day I will ask God. I believe God will reply with a Holy Smirk.. "That's what happens when ya give 'free will' to a country boy."   
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4. There are simply too many SIGNS- Bryan is very very bothered by our modern world and the overuse of SIGNS.  Signs are here, signs are there, there are signs everywhere about everything. Simply put Bryan believes common sense should be our guide instead those signs that inform us of the obvious. Those needing such signs for the obvious would be simply eliminated by the natural order of selection.  
   
   Also Bryan reinforces his sign concerns by quoting Jesus in ​Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a SIGN, but none will be given it.  AMEN & AMEN
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After all Bryan is a Biology professor, a man of science,.. he knows.. STUFF

​For myself, I cheerfully own a cell phone, read email, and wear a seat belt.. but I believe Bryan is on to something regarding this 'sign happy world'.  Also, I do social media.. and Bryan is right, I should just say NO.

So there you have The Four Principles of Bryan (aka 4PB) for a world looking ironically for a sign?  Not sure the 4PB will have the same impact as let's say.. The Four Spiritual Laws by Bill Bright, but there are four of em'.  

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So my advice to this unprincipled world.. consider the 4 Principles of Bryan, it will change your life. For remaining 95% of society may God bless you with a fully charged smartphone, a manageable email inbox, seat belts in your cars, a life uncluttered by excessive 'signage'... and good friends to be used as blog fodder.

​Jeff (SIGNing off for now) Larson

Final (Bryan) note: I met for lunch with Bryan recently on his birthday (I paid) and he just came from working on restoring his old classic car. He washed his hands (I think), but there was still engine grease under his nails and he has a good tan from being outdoors this summer.  Me, on the other hand.. (insert hand pun here) have the hands as white as a ghost.. or.. JOE BIDEN (the whitest man in America). 

His hands were calloused and his fingers have marks of healed cuts from working and being busy in the sun.  My hands in contrast are the hands of a man who is recovering slowly from 2 recent back surgeries while drawing cartoons and blogging in his air conditioned home.  My hands no longer soft like a baby, but maybe soft and white like new printer paper. I have attached a picture of our hands to prove my point.

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