COFFEE is found to be a vitamin!

No these words are not part of a new FDA report but actually were words offered to me by a pastor in response to a caffeine headache. The man of God told me his wife has a sign in the kitchen that reads, “Coffee is not a drug; it’s a vitamin!” .  

So woe unto you that would argue with God's chosen one! A man of the cloth! A shepherd to the flock, and possible coffee addict!

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Besides the 'irrefutable' health benefit noted above I would like to share my rationale for the 'use' of coffee.

1. Coffee before church reduces peaceful prayer moments during sermons by 33% and note snoring is NOT a prayer language.
2. A 45 second nap and a less than subtle snort at the annual business meeting will be noted, and will show up on your next performance review 
3. Eating DONUTS is just not the same without this mysterious dark brew.

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So in honor of these practical and one Godly endorsement I would like to thank God for COFFEE. The approved VITAMIN/ ENERGY ELIXER for a sleepy America! 
   
May God bless each of your lives.  May your coffee cups overflow (figure of speech), and your breakfast banquet table include a nice variety scones, bear claws, donuts, apple fritters, cheese danishes, and bismarks.

Amen and Amen!

​Jeff (caffinated in the Back Pew) Larson

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note: Tomorrow I will share my theory that donuts are simply a contemporary version of manna.

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