The Five Suggestions

Of course we all know the Ten Commandments Moses brought down from the mountain.  

These Commandments if obeyed would solve most if not ALL of societies Ills. Parpahrased loosely don't murder, commit adultry, or steal. Always tell the truth, do not envy or desire what others have... AND... there is only ONE GOD!  Honor Him only with your worship, your priorities, and serve Him in all you do!  

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Simple but profound directions from God to honor our creator and get along with others.  Why would anyone disagree with these Ten Commandments?  Unless of course you are the ACLU. Go figure.

Now while I would never command anyone.. except my dog I will make a few suggestions. And good news there are just 5, not 10.  These suggestions are not delivered on two stone tablets, but only in this blog.. cuz stone tablets would cost too much in shipping charges.  But I digress..

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     BEHOLD... The Five Suggestions - 

1. Thou shalt NOT think out loud.  
   I share this often, but if you are married you need to know!
2. Thou shalt NOT vote for anyone who rhymes with CHUMP  just sayin'
3. Thou shalt NOT hide God's word in your HEAD
   that would be a shame, resulting in a headache
4. Thou shalt NOT drink 
   except strong coffee.. learned this the hard way but is just my opinion
5. Thou shalt NOT blame God for living in Minnesota
   cuz you knew it was cold when you moved here

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There you have it.. Five Suggestions that while Ithey pale in comparison to the Ten Commandments you must admit.. even if you only considered #2 it make this world a better place.  My apologies for those of you who are a fan of 'you know who'.

May God bless your day with God's Truth, his loving commandments.. and while you may not listen to my 5 suggestions.. at least you guys listen to your wife when she says you are not going out in public looking like that.

Jeff
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