THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN THE BACK PEW

I am not sure of the background to the Festive Christmas carol ' The Twelve Days of Christmas' but I believe it is about time to share again my Back Pew rendition. So without further delay let me present for your 'cringing' pleasure.. 

The 12 Days of Christmas in the BP.

On the 1st day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
A dog chewing Christmas lights. 

On the 2nd day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Two eyes rolled, 
and A dog chewing Christmas trees. 

On the 3rd day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights. 

On the 4th day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Four letter words
Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and 
a dog chewing Christmas lights. 

On the 5th day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Five Snowmen Saved
Four letter words, Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights.

On the 6th day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Six dunks before seven, 
Five Snowmen Saved
Four letter words 
Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights.

On the 7th day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Seven cows a mooing, 
Six dunks before seven, 
Five Snowmen Saved
Four letter words 
Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights. 

On the 8th day of Christmas, 
The Back Pew sent to me 
Eight months of winter 
Seven cows a MOOING, 
Six dunks before seven, 
Five Snowmen Saved
Four letter words 
Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights.

On the 9th day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Nine lives a livin’, 
Eight months a-snowing , Seven cows a MOOING, 
Six dunks before seven, Five Snowmen Saved
Four letter words , Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and ..A dog chewing Christmas lights. 

On the 10th day of Christmas, The Back Pew sent to me 
Ten Commandments keeping, 
Nine lives a livin’, Eight months a-snowing 
Seven cows a MOOING, Six dunks before seven, 
Five Snowmen Saved, Four letter words 
Three WiseMen, , Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights.

On the 11th day of Christmas, The Back Pew sent to me 
Eleven sheep a.. BAAAing, 
Ten Commandments Keeping, Nine lives a livin’
Eight months a-snowing , Seven cows a MOOING, 
Six dunks before seven, Five Snowmen Saved
Four letter words , Three WiseMen, 
Two eyes rolled, and, A dog chewing Christmas lights. 

On the 12th day of Christmas, The Back Pew sent to me 
Twelve Spies a Spying, 
Eleven sheep a.. BAAAing, Ten Commandments Keeping, 
Nine lives a livin’, Eight months a-snowing 
Seven cows a MOOING, Six dunks before seven, 
Five Snowmen Saved, Four letter words 
Three WiseMen, Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas lights. 

I pray that this Christmas season is a great time with family, friends, and church celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

Christmas Blessings

Jeff