Technology is from the DEVIL!

This is the story of my ongoing love/hate relationship with TECHNOLOGY.  Technical difficulties beyond our control can land a person in the BERMUDA TRIANGLE of TECHNOLOGY…

This is a land where

1. my keyboard keys stick because crumbs as my laptop OFTEN doubles as a breakfast tray,
2. my smartphone PLAYS DUMB,
3. my bluetooth has the blues and does not understand me,
4. my network is moody, dare I say down and so my WI-FI connections goes POOF! (poof is a technical term)

and in response harsh 'protestant' language is mumbled in the direction of a myriad of inanimate technologies.

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I know from recent history Technology issues have tested the existence of any spiritual fruit in my life.  My patience and self control were compromised by lost passwords, dropped connections, corrupted programs needing to be reinstalled, and the ever present threat of Spyware & Malware.

So what can I do? CALL SUPPORT! Of course there are those technical support calls that start by navigating through a labyrinth of 'press 1 for English, press 2 Spanish, 3 Piglatin' like choicesI and after a couple disconnects, followed by 35 minutes on hold (which includes the repeated recorded message "your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order it was received and when we FEEL LIKE IT".

I am then connected to a support center located 1/2 way around the world In New Delhi by a person whose English is barely their second language going through their list of scripted responses.

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Their confusing responses spoken with strong accents that are difficult for me to understand (my problem not theirs) but it only pushes my button until 'maybe' I become sarcastic with words outside of previously mentioned Fruit of God's Spirit .. ie peace, patience, self-control but included in the above mentioned 'harsh protestant' language.
 
So join me today in my ANTI-TRIBUTE to Technology collection 'PROVING' Technology is FROM THE DEVIL

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• Christians needing computer support may turn to a service called Geek meets Greek, but If the GEEK can't help ..
• The Bible WalkTop Laptop, is a sign of a pastor gone geek.
• Drive thru prayers and Virtual Reality Church, signs of a post modern church
• In the end declare 'as for me and my MOUSE we will serve the Lord!'

• If your TV causes you to sin PLUG IT OUT

• Cellphones in church? DON'T DO IT!

• ​beware of TWEETS too hot to handle​

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OK, while the above are very 'real' (lol) technology issues are maybe true .. I plan to enjoy the blessings of technology as a tool for sharing God's Truth and for building His church.

• I love my online Bible resources, devotionals, worship music, and books that are just a click away.
• I love the blogs and podcasts of Christians where apologetics, evangelism, the caring for and standing strong in our secular world is shared.
• and If I miss church, I can stream it at home.. and during this time of Covid-19 this has been priceless.

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Have a great day blessed by God in great ways, and blessed not cursed by technology. It may cause us angst, but it in reality is also an amazing tool God has provided for us. Technology can put us on instant paths of light or darkness. This is a world of great blessing, and great evil where the darkness of pornography exists. PRAYERFULLY CHOOSE WISELY.. stay in the Light.

No matter your GEEK-STATUS let's prayerfully be faithful (up to 5g or maybe 1 Gig speed) in our techie moments just like all other aspects of life.

Jeff ( 404 error code) Larson

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