Biblical Lessons gleaned from Daylight Savings Time.
One more hour of day light is good news for all the angry folk out there who strictly obey Ephessians 4:26.. do not let the sun go down on your anger.
The Daylight Savings Time Parable. The kingdom of Heaven is like those who forget to turn their CLOCKS FORWARD on Daylight Savings Time Sunday and arrive to church TOO LATE! No worship, no sermon, and they shall be cast out to where there is weeping and yawning through clenched teeth. Lesson: I wish we had all been ready.
Daylight Savings Sundays are reported to have 27% more parishioners nodding off during Sunday morning sermons.
Ok, that's all I got. My smirky take on Daylight Savings Time.. only silliness on a day that I know I will be feeling sleepy one hour earlier than usual.