Another 12 Days of Christmas

​I am not sure of the background to the Festive Christmas carol 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' but I believe today I will share 12 Days of Christmas in the Back Pew. So without further delay let me present for your 'cringing' pleasure.. 

​The 12 Days of Christmas in the BP

On the 1st day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 

​A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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​On the 2nd day of Christmas, 

​The Back Pew sent to me 

​Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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On the 3rd day of Christmas, 
​
The Back Pew sent to me 

Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights.  

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​On the 4th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Four SUPER BOWLS
Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and 
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights.  

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On the 5th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
Four SUPER BOWLS!, Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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​​​On the 6th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Six Shooter Worship?, 
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
Four SUPER BOWLS! 
Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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​On the 7th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Seven cows a mooing, 
Six Shooter Worship?, 
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
Four SUPER BOWLS!
Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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On the 8th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Eight months of winter 
Seven cows a MOOING, 
Six Shooter Worship?, 
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
Four SUPER BOWLS! 
Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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On the 9th day of Christmas, 

my true love sent to me 
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Nine lives a livin’, 
Eight months a-snowing , Seven cows a MOOING, 
Six Shooter Worship?, FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
Four SUPER BOWLS! , Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and ..
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights.  
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On the 10th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Ten Commandments keeping, 
Nine lives a livin’, Eight months a-snowing 
Seven cows a MOOING, Six Shooter Worship?, 
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED..., Four SUPER BOWLS!
Three Wise Men, , Two eyes rolled, and A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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On the 11th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Eleven sheep a.. BAAAing, 
Ten Commandments Keeping, Nine lives a livin’
Eight months a-snowing , Seven cows a MOOING, 
Six Shooter Worship?, FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
Four SUPER BOWLS! , Three Wise Men, 
Two eyes rolled, and, A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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On the 12th day of Christmas, 

The Back Pew sent to me 
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Twelve Spies a Spying, 
Eleven sheep a.. BAAAing, Ten Commandments Keeping, 
Nine lives a livin’, Eight months a-snowing 
Seven cows a MOOING, Six Shooter Worship?, 
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED..., Four SUPER BOWLS! 
Three Wise Men, Two eyes rolled, and
A dog chewing Christmas tree lights. 

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So there you have it,, The 12 Days of Christmas in the Back Pew. Beyond this silliness I pray that this Christmas season is a great time with family, friends, and church celebrating the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ.

Christmas Blessings

Jeff (done singing now) Larson