Don’t Let Your PAST… Anchor You
Don’t let your past hold you back like an anchor. We have this hope as an anchor for the soul — Jesus. Philippians 3:13
The Sin Spiral - Romans 6:23
The pull is real. Greed, lust, hate, foolishness… unrepentant sin is a spiral that does not end well. Romans 6:23
Iceberg of Private Sins
All appeared fine above the water. The part that could sink the ship was underneath, labeled and quiet.
Do you have a question?
Pastor Rob saw a hand and did what he was trained to do. He called on it.
Responsive Mumbling
Please turn to the back of your hymnals. Responsive Mumbling, number 634. The tradition lives on.
Preach it BOLD & LOUD
Brother Louie was bold and loud like his jacket. The gospel survived both.
Not Tithe-Worthy
Bill deducted from the offering. This sermon, he decided, was not tithe-worthy.
Ushers’ Side Bet
The ushers had a side bet. Fifty bucks. His side against the other. The pews were not in on it.
The Love of Money
He doesn’t love money. It just helps him sleep. Paul already named that feeling.
Tithe Thugs Inc.
Don’t be givin’ that weak 7% tithe. Your offering, is now a protection plan.
Treasures in Heaven, Bills on Earth
Dear God, since my treasure is in Heaven, any chance of a loan?
Urology Hotline - can you hold?
The urology hotline asked if he could hold. He said that depends. Colossians 1:11 is about a better kind of waiting.
Baby – Hebrews 5:12-14
“I’m a BABY… what’s your excuse?” Hebrews 5:12–14 cartoon – time to trade milk for solid food in your faith!
Whoever Hates Correction Is Stupid
I wuz gonna be a doctor but med school profiled me, cuz I ain’t got no GED. Whoever hates correction is stupid. Pr 12:1
CAUTION Worship with Both Hands Raised
I found raising both hands when I worship is a lot like learning to ride a bike with no hands
If Your TV Causes you to Sin… Plug it out!
If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. If your TV is a problem… plug it out. Matthew 5:29.