Getting out of Bed - like - Walking on Water
The alarm went off. The floor was a storm. He did what Peter did. He yelled.
Warmer, Warmer, COLDER? Psalm 25:4
He was playing hotter-colder with heaven. The answer came back freezing. He still asked to be shown the way.
Follow the Science?
The runner asked which way the wind went. Science pointed and was not sure. The label said science without God. Ecclesiastes 1:14
Chariots of Fiber
They felt the need for speed. The oatmeal buffet was the finish line. Someone was downwind.
Don’t Let Your PAST… Anchor You
Don’t let your past hold you back like an anchor. We have this hope as an anchor for the soul — Jesus. Philippians 3:13
The Sin Spiral - Romans 6:23
The pull is real. Greed, lust, hate, foolishness… unrepentant sin is a spiral that does not end well. Romans 6:23
Iceberg of Private Sins
All appeared fine above the water. The part that could sink the ship was underneath, labeled and quiet.
Do you have a question?
Pastor Rob saw a hand and did what he was trained to do. He called on it.
Responsive Mumbling
Please turn to the back of your hymnals. Responsive Mumbling, number 634. The tradition lives on.
Preach it BOLD & LOUD
Brother Louie was bold and loud like his jacket. The gospel survived both.
Not Tithe-Worthy
Bill deducted from the offering. This sermon, he decided, was not tithe-worthy.
Ushers’ Side Bet
The ushers had a side bet. Fifty bucks. His side against the other. The pews were not in on it.
The Love of Money
He doesn’t love money. It just helps him sleep. Paul already named that feeling.
Tithe Thugs Inc.
Don’t be givin’ that weak 7% tithe. Your offering, is now a protection plan.
Treasures in Heaven, Bills on Earth
Dear God, since my treasure is in Heaven, any chance of a loan?
Urology Hotline - can you hold?
The urology hotline asked if he could hold. He said that depends. Colossians 1:11 is about a better kind of waiting.
Baby – Hebrews 5:12-14
“I’m a BABY… what’s your excuse?” Hebrews 5:12–14 cartoon – time to trade milk for solid food in your faith!