Student Prayer becoming… AWKWARD

“WAIT!… WAAIIT!… The kingdom of God is like a boy missing his bus.

Oh just great… I’m not even tenured. says the teacher after reading Jaames 3:1

If you’re passing notes or texting… show me your knuckles! Proverbs 13:24.

The kingdom of God is like a school boy with his backpack unzipped again…

STOP SINGING! Jesus said suffer the little children — but the bus driver has suffered enough.

969 birthdays does not mean I am old… it just means I have been young for a lot of years. — Methuselah

Your teeth are like a white picket fence… with enough Poligrip to secure a Buick.

White hair is a crown of glory… especially when it belongs to a man like King Clarence.

Senior Citizens, where “feel the burn” takes on a whole new meaning. read Ps 38:7

Grey hair of experience is the splendor of the old… and life is still splendid.

Even the demons would rather watch a slasher movie than Billy Graham… because they know the truth and tremble.

Your adversary buzzes around like a hungry mosquito seeking someone to devour… and this one looks like he just found a feast.

Be sober minded and watchful… for your adversary buzzes around like a hungry mosquito seeking to devour you. 1 Pe 5:8

Everything can look fine on the surface… while an iceberg of private sins sits underneath, ready to sink the ship.

Even the devil is trying to spin the weather in Hell… “Sure it’s hot, but it’s a dry heat.” The reality is far worse.

The world can feel like a nightmare… but 1 John 4:4 reminds us who actually holds the greater power.

Susan shows up every day with a prayer list so long it could stretch across Texas… and she’s not even close to finished.

The tree is begging for its life… and the lumberjack is still swinging a dull ax. Ecclesiastes 10:10

Elroy just realized he’d been missing one little word in 1 Corinthians 8:8 for years… and it changes everything about his plate.