Church Erosion - Matthew 7:24-27
The erosion of our church foundation by our words and actions. Matthew 7:24-27
Clarence the Red Sea Carp
The Red Sea parts, creating a chasm of horror for Clarence the Carp.
Crossing the Red Sea (Ex 14:29)
The 1446 BC fishing opener: The Red Sea parts, Israelites cross, fishing opener ruined.
Random Acts of Confession (James 5:16)
Confess your sins to each other so God can heal you. James 5:16
Humpty Dumpty Faith - James 1:6
Ask in faith without doubt… for he who doubts is like an egg on a wall afraid of a fall. James 1:6 (Mother Goose Edition)
You Are Here (Psalm 23:4)
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death… Valley? I should be so lucky.
Christian Service, Not "Serve Us"
Be involved in Christian SERVICE… not have Christians SERVE US!” 1 Corinthians 12:4–5
Praying… AT… our Leaders?
Pray for (not at) our kings and all in authority. — 1 Timothy 2:2
Another 24-Hour Drive-Thru Prayer
Hunky Dory Church installs a 24 hr. Drive-Thru Prayer for the convenience of the bretheren.
24-Hour Drive-Thru Prayer
Wispy Willow City Church installs a 24 hr. Drive-Thru Prayer. Will that complete your prayer?
A Woman’s Prayer - simple, elegant & serious
An Honest Wife’s Prayer: “Lord give me wisdom, love, and patience
Wife Graceful - Rejoice! - Proverbs 5:18-19
Proverbs 5:18–19 — rejoice in the wife of your youth, graceful as a deer!
Catipillar Eyes?
How beautiful you are! Your eyes are… BUG-EYED. Your UNI-BROW like two caterpillars kissing. SOS 4:1ish
Life Is a Roller Coaster- Pr 1:33
Life is a roller coaster, but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of evil. — Proverbs 1:33
Content in Whatever State
Paul said he had learned to be content in whatever state he was in. Some of us are still working on the state.
Whom Shall I Fear? … Spiders?
David asked whom he should fear. The honest answer, for some of us, has eight legs.
Draw Close to God
The verse says draw near. He took it literally. Pencil in hand. Cartoons on the wall. Coffee in the mug.
A Touch of Jesus’ Hem
I don’t need fame, fortune, or even CHOCOLATE. I need a touch of Jesus’ hem. Matthew 9:18-26