Rita rolled her eyes at Ray one too many times… and they locked in the up position. SOS 4:9

Don’t neglect your mother’s teachings. Proverbs 1:8 …like “Cover your mouth when you sneeze.” Unless you are Spider-Man.

Our cry for “HELP??” rises to the Father through the Holy Spirit, and the great promises of God come down.

Go ahead Anti-Christ… make my day! A mid-trib prepper waits ready in his bunker, calendar marked for Jesus’ return.

Those once loving glances into the eyes of her beloved have evolved into a scan for uni-brows, ear lobe hairs & a nose hair forest begging for Sharon’s de-thatching.

Eve, dressed as a shrub, asks Adam that time-old question with no safe answer: “Be honest, do these Fig Leaves make me look FAT?”

My little hoofies were all pruny from walkin’ in lakes, bogs & streams… until I got some deer pants for water.

Psalm 103:12 says God has removed our sins as far as the east is from the west. Let’s measure this once and for all.

Proverbs 24:26 says an honest answer is as pleasing as a kiss on the lips. Harvey disagrees and any kiss is off the table.

Melvin Mouse takes Joshua 24:15 and gives it a tech twist: “As for me and my ‘Mouse,’ we will serve the Lord.”

Let everything that has been made give praise to the Lord — sun, moon, stars, and even the waves. Psalm 148

If 2020 had been a woodland creatures, it would have been a herd of porcupines - uncomfortable, prickly, and hard to get through.

Some days are good, some are bad… and some days you just need to collapse on the couch and ask God for help.

This fish is bad to the bone. Romans 3:23 reminds us that all of us have sinned and fallen… or sunk like a LEAD FISH

What if Jesus had used those little wafer-and-juice combo cups at the Last Supper?

“Are these pants too tight?” Honest answer: “Like a denim wood tick.” Matthew 5:37 cartoon – keep your yes yes and no no!

When you fully submit to God and stand firm in faith, the devil doesn’t stick around — he runs. James 4:7

When the faithful start praying more, Hell holds an emergency meeting. Things are really going to HECK!

Go ahead… make my day! A Little League catcher suited up in the full armor of God from Ephesians 6.

I don’t need fame, fortune, good looks, …or even CHOCOLATE. I need a touch of Jesus’ hem. Matthew 9:18-26