Global warming, ozone, pollution — three Earths, one panic. The Earth is the Lord’s. Psalm 24:1

Solomon already said it: eat, drink, enjoy your work. Bahama Bobby just added the smile.

THE BEAUTY LABYRINTH - my toothbrush and razor lost somewhere in my wife’s sea of beauty products

Solomon called life “a chasing after the wind.” Fast-forward 3,000 years and folk are chasing storms. Same futility, better cameras.

Student Prayer becoming… AWKWARD

“WAIT!… WAAIIT!… The kingdom of God is like a boy missing his bus.

Oh just great… I’m not even tenured. says the teacher after reading Jaames 3:1

If you’re passing notes or texting… show me your knuckles! Proverbs 13:24.

The kingdom of God is like a school boy with his backpack unzipped again…

STOP SINGING! Jesus said suffer the little children — but the bus driver has suffered enough.

969 birthdays does not mean I am old… it just means I have been young for a lot of years. — Methuselah

Your teeth are like a white picket fence… with enough Poligrip to secure a Buick.

White hair is a crown of glory… especially when it belongs to a man like King Clarence.

Senior Citizens, where “feel the burn” takes on a whole new meaning. read Ps 38:7

Grey hair of experience is the splendor of the old… and life is still splendid.

Even the demons would rather watch a slasher movie than Billy Graham… because they know the truth and tremble.

Your adversary buzzes around like a hungry mosquito seeking someone to devour… and this one looks like he just found a feast.

Be sober minded and watchful… for your adversary buzzes around like a hungry mosquito seeking to devour you. 1 Pe 5:8

“I know… how foolish the message of the cross sounds.” Spock would like to add the cross is illogical. 1 Corinthians 1:18

Eat, drink, and waterski while trolling with a fishing rod in your swimshorts. Classic Minnesota summer fun with a nod to Ecclesiastes 8:15.