The church body in turmoil. There should be no division in the body. If one suffers, all suffer. 1 Corinthians 12:25–26.

Operation: Church Body Edition. 1 Corinthians 12:12.

Yer teeth are yella like linoleum, each one speckled with tobacco, food, and plaque. Song of Songs 4:2-ish.

If yer kin, yer in. When Jesus comes again it’ll be a family reunion. City folk too. Ephesians 2:19.

The thief on the cross — now in Paradise. “Today you will be with me.” Luke 23:43.

Access to Heaven security updates. Username, password, prime number, and the color of your underwear. John 14:6.

ROLL CALL! City limits Yonder. The trumpet sounds, the roll is called, and… I am there.

Please don’t call me a cat in a hat. I identify as a dog. Pronouns: bark/woof. Proverbs 9:13.

The extinction of the house cat? Denied. Thanks to Noah’s thorough vetting. Genesis 7.

WHAT? No really, WHAT? A fool who repeats his foolishness is like a dog who returns to his vomit. Proverbs 26:11.

The Doggie Carpet Dance. David: 2 Samuel 6:14. Cooper: 2 Cooper 6:14. Both with all their might.

My name is MEWcifer. Be sober and watchful. 1 Peter 5:8.

ROAR! YAWN! Stand firm… strive together without fear. Philippians 1:27–28.

Satan comes taunting: You are scum. A bum. A loser. John 10:10.

When the Holy Spirit prompts DELETE, then DELETE

Global warming, ozone, pollution — three Earths, one panic. The Earth is the Lord’s. Psalm 24:1

Solomon already said it: eat, drink, enjoy your work. Bahama Bobby just added the smile.

THE BEAUTY LABYRINTH - my toothbrush and razor lost somewhere in my wife’s sea of beauty products

Solomon called life “a chasing after the wind.” Fast-forward 3,000 years and folk are chasing storms. Same futility, better cameras.

Student Prayer becoming… AWKWARD