White hair is a crown of glory… especially when it belongs to a man like King Clarence.

Senior Citizens, where “feel the burn” takes on a whole new meaning. read Ps 38:7

Grey hair of experience is the splendor of the old… and life is still splendid.

Even the demons would rather watch a slasher movie than Billy Graham… because they know the truth and tremble.

Your adversary buzzes around like a hungry mosquito seeking someone to devour… and this one looks like he just found a feast.

Be sober minded and watchful… for your adversary buzzes around like a hungry mosquito seeking to devour you. 1 Pe 5:8

Everything can look fine on the surface… while an iceberg of private sins sits underneath, ready to sink the ship.

Even the devil is trying to spin the weather in Hell… “Sure it’s hot, but it’s a dry heat.” The reality is far worse.

The world can feel like a nightmare… but 1 John 4:4 reminds us who actually holds the greater power.

Susan shows up every day with a prayer list so long it could stretch across Texas… and she’s not even close to finished.

The tree is begging for its life… and the lumberjack is still swinging a dull ax. Ecclesiastes 10:10

Elroy just realized he’d been missing one little word in 1 Corinthians 8:8 for years… and it changes everything about his plate.

“I know… how foolish the message of the cross sounds.” Spock would like to add the cross is illogical. 1 Corinthians 1:18

Eat, drink, and waterski while trolling with a fishing rod in your swimshorts. Classic Minnesota summer fun with a nod to Ecclesiastes 8:15.

Vanity keeps hyper-near-sighted Jerry from wearing glasses, but a sense of fashion is somehow not on his radar. Clean Christian humor on Ecclesiastes 12:8.

Sweltering in the Spirit? I saw something else under the sun: sunburn, sweat, and of course wickedness. Ecclesiastes 3:16

GPa Jeff still standing at 69. aches and pains… he takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Now that’s coffee! Coffee in heaven? Perfect!

Modern Romance: No flowers. No sweet nothings… just social media updates. Song of Songs? Not even close.

Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. Ephesians 5:25 …and Karl can “OPEN JARS.”