Not Tithe-Worthy
Bill deducted from the offering. This sermon, he decided, was not tithe-worthy.
Ushers’ Side Bet
The ushers had a side bet. Fifty bucks. His side against the other. The pews were not in on it.
The Love of Money
He doesn’t love money. It just helps him sleep. Paul already named that feeling.
Treasures in Heaven, Bills on Earth
Dear God, since my treasure is in Heaven, any chance of a loan?

