If Yer Kin, Yer In — Ephesians 2:19
If yer kin, yer in. When Jesus comes again it’ll be a family reunion. City folk too. Ephesians 2:19.
Thief in Paradise “YA-HOO!” — Luke 23:43
The thief on the cross — now in Paradise. “Today you will be with me.” Luke 23:43.
Access to Heaven: Security Updates — John 14:6
Access to Heaven security updates. Username, password, prime number, and the color of your underwear. John 14:6.
When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
ROLL CALL! City limits Yonder. The trumpet sounds, the roll is called, and… I am there.
Honest Abe Meets Abraham
Your wife said, take her maidservant and you did? I was 86. Still young n’ foolish. Genesis 16.
Life’s FINISH LINE is only the beginning
This life is just a blink of the eye, but it is just the beginning of eternity in Heaven… paradise
Stairlift to Heaven
She’s not taking the stairs… she’s taking the stairlift. A gentle nod to Led Zeppelin and the slow, steady ride home.
Bickering Neighbors reunite in Heaven
Bickering neighbors George and Jerry reunite in Heaven. We may be surprised who we see there. John 3:16
You Are the Weakest Link – Good Bye!
The Pearly Gates with a “Weakest Link” twist. Matthew 25:21
Heaven - by the skin of your teeth?
A confident man proudly shows off his “Heaven by the Skin of Your Teeth – For Dummies” book, promising an easy way in.
Heaven’s Entrance Exam
But the good news is… there is no entrance exam to Heaven. We are saved by Grace..
Pearly Gates at the Biker Entrance
A tough biker angel stands guard at the special biker entrance to Heaven.
Heaven’s Roll Call - Will Bueller be there?
“Bueller… Bueller…” When the roll is called in Heaven, will YOU be there? think Matthew 7:21.
Heaven’s Gate - Graceful Vetting
Heaven’s has Gates and there will be vetting. All are welcome, but few are chosen. Matthew 22:14