The tree is begging for its life… and the lumberjack is still swinging a dull ax. Ecclesiastes 10:10

Elroy just realized he’d been missing one little word in 1 Corinthians 8:8 for years… and it changes everything about his plate.

“I know… how foolish the message of the cross sounds.” Spock would like to add the cross is illogical. 1 Corinthians 1:18

Eat, drink, and waterski while trolling with a fishing rod in your swimshorts. Classic Minnesota summer fun with a nod to Ecclesiastes 8:15.

Vanity keeps hyper-near-sighted Jerry from wearing glasses, but a sense of fashion is somehow not on his radar. Clean Christian humor on Ecclesiastes 12:8.

Sweltering in the Spirit? I saw something else under the sun: sunburn, sweat, and of course wickedness. Ecclesiastes 3:16

GPa Jeff still standing at 69. aches and pains… he takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Now that’s coffee! Coffee in heaven? Perfect!

Modern Romance: No flowers. No sweet nothings… just social media updates. Song of Songs? Not even close.

Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. Ephesians 5:25 …and Karl can “OPEN JARS.”

Rita rolled her eyes at Ray one too many times… and they locked in the up position. SOS 4:9

Don’t neglect your mother’s teachings. Proverbs 1:8 …like “Cover your mouth when you sneeze.” Unless you are Spider-Man.

Our cry for “HELP??” rises to the Father through the Holy Spirit, and the great promises of God come down.

Go ahead Anti-Christ… make my day! A mid-trib prepper waits ready in his bunker, calendar marked for Jesus’ return.

Those once loving glances into the eyes of her beloved have evolved into a scan for uni-brows, ear lobe hairs & a nose hair forest begging for Sharon’s de-thatching.

Eve, dressed as a shrub, asks Adam that time-old question with no safe answer: “Be honest, do these Fig Leaves make me look FAT?”

My little hoofies were all pruny from walkin’ in lakes, bogs & streams… until I got some deer pants for water.

Psalm 103:12 says God has removed our sins as far as the east is from the west. Let’s measure this once and for all.

Proverbs 24:26 says an honest answer is as pleasing as a kiss on the lips. Harvey disagrees and any kiss is off the table.

Melvin Mouse takes Joshua 24:15 and gives it a tech twist: “As for me and my ‘Mouse,’ we will serve the Lord.”