969 Years Young - Methuselah
969 birthdays does not mean I am old… it just means I have been young for a lot of years. — Methuselah
Too Much Poligrip for Polly - SOS 4:2
Your teeth are like a white picket fence… with enough Poligrip to secure a Buick.
Stairlift to Heaven
She’s not taking the stairs… she’s taking the stairlift. A gentle nod to Led Zeppelin and the slow, steady ride home.