Pirate hand, eye, and leg? rrrr — Matthew 5:29
His eye, his hand, and both legs for good measure. Now Double Peg Legged Pete has an itch… and no way to scratch it.
Tight Pants – Matthew 5:37
“Are these pants too tight?” Honest answer: “Like a denim wood tick.” Matthew 5:37 cartoon – keep your yes yes and no no!