Global warming, ozone, pollution — three Earths, one panic. The Earth is the Lord’s. Psalm 24:1

Solomon already said it: eat, drink, enjoy your work. Bahama Bobby just added the smile.

Solomon called life “a chasing after the wind.” Fast-forward 3,000 years and folk are chasing storms. Same futility, better cameras.

Student Prayer becoming… AWKWARD

“WAIT!… WAAIIT!… The kingdom of God is like a boy missing his bus.

If you’re passing notes or texting… show me your knuckles! Proverbs 13:24.

The kingdom of God is like a school boy with his backpack unzipped again…

STOP SINGING! Jesus said suffer the little children — but the bus driver has suffered enough.

When you fully submit to God and stand firm in faith, the devil doesn’t stick around — he runs. James 4:7

When the faithful start praying more, Hell holds an emergency meeting. Things are really going to HECK!

Go ahead… make my day! A Little League catcher suited up in the full armor of God from Ephesians 6.

I don’t need fame, fortune, good looks, …or even CHOCOLATE. I need a touch of Jesus’ hem. Matthew 9:18-26

Pigeon Falls Worship Camp taught Kate two things: hands lifted high… and karate.

Show hospitality to strangers, for some have entertained angels unawares. The Back Pew shares cartoons… you are welcome

It is appointed for man to die once… Tough luck for you — cats get 8 do-overs.

Beware of Satan the worm who wants to spoil the Fruit of the Spirit.

The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience… and self-control. Lord, help my withered peace!

Family Devotions ‘dog vomit’ blooper

When the preacher mixes Red Bull with his coffee, the sermon takes flight… and has… left the runway. SHALL WE PRAY

God created man in His own image. Since then, woman keeps him in line on Sunday mornings.