My Free Tax Advice
"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin.
It's that time of year again where many of us say hello to our Uncle Sam with a 'gift' aka tax payment, sorta like paying protection money to the mob.
And.. with regards to Tax Advice.. It’s honestly not a good idea to listen to me. I hate taxes.. and THEY hate me.
So, instead, let me share Jesus’s Gospel tax advice.
Render (give back) unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's. Mark 12:17
As I recall, the only other mention of Jesus and taxes was something about a 'fish tax', and having dinner with that big little tax man Zacchaeus.
As I said earlier, I don't have any advice for you, but you can claim your dependents and all your deductions in hopes of receiving a 'blessed refund' from your loved Uncle Sam.
AND.. if you are asked to pay more taxes..(I call it my tax penance)... then 'render' a little more to Caesar as you can be sure 'Caesar' will make good use of it.
Happy Taxation wishes from.. The Back Pew
