God is Sovereign — stay in your lane, bro! Nothing surprises Him and nothing alters His plans. Isaiah 40:26"

The Big Bang? —God spoke and there was everything from nothing, this is your BIG BANG! Psalms 33:6 & Genesis 1:1

Finite scientists trying to fully understand the Infinite God? Good luck with that. 😂Read Isaiah 55.

Turns out the 'Gift of Gab' didn't make it in 1 Corinthians 12. Myrna may be disappointed… but the rest of us are relieved! 😂"

Life will be better just around the corner… except there’s a bridge out! Stay on Roadway, Romans 8:28.

"Don’t just get a tune-up — get a full overhaul! when renewing your mind. Romans 12:1-2."

Don’t be the frog in the pot! Beware a church that conforms to culture. — Instead be transformed. Romans 12:1-2

"Don’t settle for cheap imitations! Only God can give us true eagle wings. Isaiah 40:31

Mom… you are going down.

You are simply no match for this toddler hug/takedown.

SHARK INFESTED BAPTISMALS - Just when you thought it was safe to get Baptized.

Christian cartoon about a water-up-the-nose phobic fish surprisingly afraid to be baptized.

“Fine” and “Whatever” are spoken in that tone… every married man knows trouble is coming.

Every mom knows the “DEMANDING PRESCHOOLER!” soundtrack. Jesus invites you to find rest in Him. Matthew 11:28

Low & Slow and stuck in a rut? You’re not alone. God promises to strengthen, help, and uphold (Isaiah 41:10).

God’s Word is sharper than any two-edged sword, and … paper cuts. Hebrews 4:12

The Mommy Fitness Workout: Carry toddler on each foot, full diaper bags in each hand, Run in place for 30 min. (ok, 30 sec)

Just relaxing… Says mom of preschoolers NEVER! Rev 3:20.

Would you believe… the Cone of Silence from the classic 1960s Get Smart TV show used to mute ‘bad singing’?

Enthusiastic woman with arms raised high in joyful abandon while in church worship.

I WANNA ROCK! Featuring a Thrash Metal Polka player shredding it on his accordian.