The ‘Frog’ in a Boiling Pot
Don’t be the frog in the pot! Beware a church that conforms to culture. — Instead be transformed. Romans 12:1-2
EAGLE WINGS… Accept no substitute!
"Don’t settle for cheap imitations! Only God can give us true eagle wings. Isaiah 40:31
Two-Legged Toddler Takedown
Mom… you are going down.
You are simply no match for this toddler hug/takedown.
SHARK INFESTED BAPTISMALS - maybe?
SHARK INFESTED BAPTISMALS - Just when you thought it was safe to get Baptized.
FISH BAPTISM? - One Whopper of a Fish Tale
Christian cartoon about a water-up-the-nose phobic fish surprisingly afraid to be baptized.
Fine… Whatever! (The Double Ambiguous)
“Fine” and “Whatever” are spoken in that tone… every married man knows trouble is coming.
Mommy , Mommy, MOMMY!
Every mom knows the “DEMANDING PRESCHOOLER!” soundtrack. Jesus invites you to find rest in Him. Matthew 11:28
Lower Than a Snake’s Belly
Low & Slow and stuck in a rut? You’re not alone. God promises to strengthen, help, and uphold (Isaiah 41:10).
GOD’S WORD… Sharper than a PAPER CUT!
God’s Word is sharper than any two-edged sword, and … paper cuts. Hebrews 4:12
Mommy Fitness Plan
The Mommy Fitness Workout: Carry toddler on each foot, full diaper bags in each hand, Run in place for 30 min. (ok, 30 sec)
Splish Splash… mom was taking a bath
Just relaxing… Says mom of preschoolers NEVER! Rev 3:20.
Church Tech vs. the Off-Key — Psalm 98:4
Church Tech vs. the off-key. Cone of Silence deployed — for a better worship experience. Psalm 98:4.
Thrash Metal Accordian… SHREDDING IT!
I WANNA ROCK! Featuring a Thrash Metal Polka player shredding it on his accordian.
Heavy Metal Worship Yodeler? - Surprising
A heavy metal worship yodeler shreds and yodels for Jesus. Creative niche worship Proverbs 18:2
Worship like a… MOOSE?
Worship, Some raise their hands high… others prefer to keep them firmly in their pockets.
A Minion sings Amazing Grace
Joyful Minion belts out a “Amazing Grace” — “that saved a Despicable Me like me!”
Clanging Cymbals of Love
Got the joy down in your heart? Or is it just making a lot of noise? Don’t be a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1
The Devil Whispers Lies
The devil doesn’t usually roar — he whispers. And the most dangerous lies are the ones that sound like our own thoughts.
Angel of Light? - No, Satan is a Poser
Satan loves to pose as something harmless or even good. Be careful, be prayerful.
Head of the House? - Only if you count Hat Size
Head of the House? Only if you consider Larry’s hat size. Ephesians 5:23