The Mommy Fitness Workout: Carry toddler on each foot, full diaper bags in each hand, Run in place for 30 min. (ok, 30 sec)

Just relaxing… Says mom of preschoolers NEVER! Rev 3:20.

Would you believe… the Cone of Silence from the classic 1960s Get Smart TV show used to mute ‘bad singing’?

Enthusiastic woman with arms raised high in joyful abandon while in church worship.

I WANNA ROCK! Featuring a Thrash Metal Polka player shredding it on his accordian.

A heavy metal worship yodeler shreds and yodels for Jesus. Creative niche worship Proverbs 18:2

Worship, Some raise their hands high… others prefer to keep them firmly in their pockets.

Joyful Minion belts out a “Amazing Grace” — “that saved a Despicable Me like me!”

Got the joy down in your heart? Or is it just making a lot of noise? Don’t be a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1

The devil doesn’t usually roar — he whispers. And the most dangerous lies are the ones that sound like our own thoughts.

Satan loves to pose as something harmless or even good. Be careful, be prayerful.

Head of the House? Only if you consider Larry’s hat size. Ephesians 5:23

Thinking out loud… in marriage is not for the faint of heart.

After the Ten Commandments, Mrs. Mo had a set of stone tablets for Moses with her honey-do list.

Hey hun, more chips and salsa. SUBMIT! 😂 sitting in his recliner RINGING A BELL? Ephesians 5 w/o context

A Beautiful Spirit - pick-up line, at church? Coming to a Church pot-luck near you.

Are you still drinking only milk as an adult? Then you're still a spiritual infant. Hebrews 5:13.

Pastor Potato Head delivers the perfect object lesson for 1 Corinthians 12.' Church unity within the body

Doubt making your faith seasick and tossed like a wave? Ask in faith, without doubting. James 1:6 😂🙏

Mornings feeling like walking on water? When getting out of bed feels terrifying, call out to Jesus Matthew 14:22-23 🙏