The Usual Suspects
Police Lineup: Who is responsible for Jesus’ crucifixion? A. High Priest B. Judas C. Pilate D. Me? The answer is E. All of the above
Jesus in my Heart? COOL!
A young boy believing Jesus is literally living in his heart — COOL! Celebrating this childlike faith (Mark 10:15).
Heaven - by the skin of your teeth?
A confident man proudly shows off his “Heaven by the Skin of Your Teeth – For Dummies” book, promising an easy way in.
Heaven’s Entrance Exam
But the good news is… there is no entrance exam to Heaven. We are saved by Grace..
Pearly Gates at the Biker Entrance
A tough biker angel stands guard at the special biker entrance to Heaven.
Heaven’s Roll Call - Will Bueller be there?
“Bueller… Bueller…” When the roll is called in Heaven, will YOU be there? think Matthew 7:21.
Heaven’s Gate - Graceful Vetting
Heaven’s has Gates and there will be vetting. All are welcome, but few are chosen. Matthew 22:14
Your Body is a Temple - with a Front Porch?
Your Body is a Temple... with a Front Porch?
(1 Corinthians 6:19). And Roger has started his expansion project.
The Beauty Labyrinth (Bathroom Sink)
THE BEAUTY LABYRINTH - my toothbrush and razor lost somewhere in my wife’s sea of beauty products
Holy Spirit – DELETE My Snarky Social Media
When the Holy Spirit prompts DELETE, then DELETE
Me-Monster
Beware the Me-Monster! Christian cartoon on selfishness and the call to humility in Philippians 2:3-4 – value others above yourself!
Prosperity Gospel Dropouts
Prosperity Gospel Dropouts: John the Baptist, Apostle Paul, & Mother Teresa flunk if $$ is the measure. Real treasure? Matthew 6:20
Biker Preacher - Gifted?
Biker Preacher nails it: Holy Ghost filled = ridin' Route 66 on a Harley—wind, bugs, ALIVE! Joyful cartoon on Spirit-filled freedom in Christ.
Pastor like you - Career Day
Billy's dream job: preacher! 'Only work one day a week and talk to God!' Pastor Jacobs is both flattered... and flustered.
Prosperity Gospel… Millstone
Prosperity Gospel Preachers promise blessings for your bank transfer. But a millstone awaits those who lead believers astray.
God… does NOT Procrastinate
Friend 1: 'I keep prayin' & prayin' but still no answer.' Friend 2: 'I just hate it when God procrastinates!'
Genie in a Lamp v Prayer
'Your wish is my command.' But for REAL needs? 'PRAY to the one true GOD.'
Pray… without SHUTTING-UP?
This will be the last time Lester opens Bible study with prayer... Ever sat through a prayer that just. won't. end?

