Thief in Paradise “YA-HOO!” — Luke 23:43
The thief on the cross — now in Paradise. “Today you will be with me.” Luke 23:43.
Access to Heaven: Security Updates — John 14:6
Access to Heaven security updates. Username, password, prime number, and the color of your underwear. John 14:6.
When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
ROLL CALL! City limits Yonder. The trumpet sounds, the roll is called, and… I am there.
Heaven - by the skin of your teeth?
A confident man proudly shows off his “Heaven by the Skin of Your Teeth – For Dummies” book, promising an easy way in.
Heaven’s Entrance Exam
But the good news is… there is no entrance exam to Heaven. We are saved by Grace..
Pearly Gates at the Biker Entrance
A tough biker angel stands guard at the special biker entrance to Heaven.
Heaven’s Roll Call - Will Bueller be there?
“Bueller… Bueller…” When the roll is called in Heaven, will YOU be there? think Matthew 7:21.
Heaven’s Gate - Graceful Vetting
Heaven’s has Gates and there will be vetting. All are welcome, but few are chosen. Matthew 22:14