Thief in Paradise “YA-HOO!” — Luke 23:43
The thief on the cross — now in Paradise. “Today you will be with me.” Luke 23:43.
Access to Heaven: Security Updates — John 14:6
Access to Heaven security updates. Username, password, prime number, and the color of your underwear. John 14:6.
Road Grace - James 1:19
Funny paraphrase of James 1:19, admonishing us to use road grace. Be quick to yield in crosswalks, slow to ‘speed’, and slow to road rage.