Ruth gets passionately romantic watching Wayne eat fast food 'in that manly way' — inspiring her to quote Song of Solomon 1:2.

“Fine” and “Whatever” are spoken in that tone… every married man knows trouble is coming.

Head of the House? Only if you consider Larry’s hat size. Ephesians 5:23

Thinking out loud… in marriage is not for the faint of heart.

What the blazes are you smirkin’ at?” Proverbs 5:18–19 cartoon — rejoice in the wife of your youth, graceful as a deer!