Red Bull Sermon?

Preacher cartoon of sermon fueled by Red Bull... Wings vs Eagle Wings Isaiah 40:31

Isaiah 40:31

but those who hope in the Lord
    will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles;
    they will run and not grow weary,
    they will walk and not be faint.

- edge, Eagle Wings

Eagle Wings vs. Red Bull Wings

Isaiah 40:31 talks about mounting up with wings like eagles when we wait on the Lord.

Red Bull wings are a different story.

I confess I like (and sometimes need) an energy drink now and then… but too much leaves me jittery. So I definitely don’t advise any pastor to spike his triple espresso with Red Bull as a sweetener.

We’ve all sat through sermons that felt like they needed a little something — an Energizer Bunny, a Red Bull or two, or better yet, a fresh spark of the Holy Spirit instead of the slow drone of a funeral dirge.

I’d love to hear your respectful (but true) stories of preachers who seemed to need a battery recharge. Share them in the comments below.

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