Noah vetting Dogs & Cats — Genesiis 7

Genesis 7:1-2

The Lord then said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate,

Kat with a K.

Genesis 7 is two by two, according to their kinds. Noah has a list. The dogs have a plan to eliminate CATDOM, BUT Noah’s thorough vetting thwarted them

I am not a cat person. I still would not have gone along with this dastardly dog plot. Shame on those dogs — and shame on anyone who thought it was a good idea.

Baptizing a cat is a little funny. Watching them tread floodwater for 40 days and nights, then months more until the ark rested on Ararat, even without water wings… that would be two waterlogged felines.

Do you have a bad dog story, or a cat who was surprised by a lawn sprinkler? Tell us below. Keep it kind. The cats already confessed — sort of.

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