The water went back. The bodies came in.
There would be an investigation.
CSI Egypt arrived on the beach, and the Initial investigation determined on victime was a male in his mid-20s who died from way too much H₂O up his nose. A chariot wheel, an Egytian miliary issed were also found near the VIC. No foul play. Just water. A lot of it.
It’s the kind of scene the Israelites would have seen the next morning — not as a forensic mystery, but as proof that the God who brought them out of Egypt could also shut the door behind them. The humor doesn’t soften the miracle; it just notices that the evidence was hard to argue with.
Sometimes the clearest sermons are the ones written in wet sand.
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