Clean Underwear in Heaven - Important!

Christian cartoon of a mom pointing at her son Timmy, warning him to wear clean underwear in case he is hit by a bus and goes to Heaven. Proverbs 1:8: Do not forsake your mother’s teachings. The Back Pew by JLarson.

Proverbs 1:8

Do not forsake your mother’s teachings

Proverbs 1:8
Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction
and do not forsake your mother’s teaching.

Mom has spoken.

Timmy, CLEAN UNDERWEAR?
Every kid has heard a version of this.

Wear a coat. Look both ways. And for the love of decency, put on clean underwear.

Solomon was not talking about laundry day. He was talking about wisdom that sticks — the kind a mother repeats until it lives in your bones. Some of it is eternal. Some of it is about not embarrassing the family in the ER.

Either way: do not forsake it!

What “mom rule” do you still hear in your head? Drop it in the comments.

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