Get out of Town!
The Coffee Maker in the workplace is often the typical place for socializing. While pouring a cup of caffeinated fuel, people talk about the big football game on Sunday and share vacation plans. Some are brave enough to discuss politics and/or religion and have lived to tell the tale.
In the same way, the Coffee Maker at Church is a place where friends catch up on each other's lives, while a few may feel compelled to share the heights and depths of weighty 'spiritual' matters.
So imagine the buzz…
around the coffee maker in HEAVEN.. a little over 2000 years ago, when God's plan for 'saving' mankind was revealed?
SETTING: It was just another day at the 'office' in Paradise when Larry and Betty met at 'Heaven's Coffee Maker' for their Heavenly Cup of Coffee.
Larry the Angel: "Hey Betty, did you hear the latest about the boss's plan for saving the world?"
Betty the Angel: "No, so what's up?"
Larry the Angel: "Well, rumor has it, Jesus Christ will come to Earth as a child born of a virgin in a barn and sleep in a feeding trough for animals. His birth will not be proclaimed to the world, but to... get this... shepherds." And a few smart/wise dudes from the East.
Betty the Angel: "Shepherds? .. right."
Larry the Angel: "No, it's true, and Jesus will be raised by a common carpenter and his wife" for almost 30 years in rural Israel.
Betty the Angel: "Good one, and so being a carpenter, Jesus will build his father's kingdom." LOL. Carpenter... build it... Get it?
Larry the Angel: "I know this sounds bizarre, but I heard it all from a reliable source. And that's not all. Next, Jesus will choose 12 men to assist him as key members of his kingdom movement."
Betty the Angel: "You mean like a presidential cabinet of sorts? Made up of priests, rabbis, maybe a few influential politicians, and some 'minister of defense' would seem reasonable.
Larry the Angel: "No, they are mostly fishermen."
Betty the Angel: "I see, Fishermen... So far, we have Jesus born in a barn in obscurity to a handful of shepherds… and sheep. His critical years of development, getting ready to be King and Savior, are spent as a carpenter rather than in a seminary.
Larry the Angel: "I know, I know....but that's not all. Next, Jesus will take on the established religious community. He will challenge and mock their pious rules and motives, which unite these leaders in hatred to the point they plot Jesus’ DEATH!
Betty the Angel: "Well, if this is true, what else could they expect. Now, who is it you said you heard this all from? Were you not talking to Cliffy from the mail room again? I know this is Heaven, but Cliff is full of it, and by 'it,' I do NOT mean God’s Spirit.
Larry the Angel: "No, Betty, it wasn't Cliff; it was from a reliable source. Now, be quiet for a minute and let me finish. Then you can let your jaw drop... because there is more."
Betty the Angel: [ Betty motions that she is zipping her lip and smiles. In silence ]
Larry the Angel: "All this leads to a final week when the salvation message is realized. Jesus, in this unconventional plan, lulls the leaders of the day into falsely arresting him and mocking him; he is beaten and whipped to the point of death. Then, to a jeering crowd, he is led up to a hill where he is crucified as a common criminal while being rejected by the people he came to save... JUST THE WAY HE PLANNED IT."
Larry the Angel: Of course, He will not stay dead. Jesus will rise from the dead, but not everyone will witness this. So, believing in Jesus and accepting his free gift of salvation will be a matter of choice and will require personal faith in things not seen.
Betty the Angel: [still silent, Betty stands with her arms crossed]
Larry the Angel: "That's it, Betty, believe me or not… that is God's honest truth (no pun intended)." <pause> "OK, now you can speak."
Betty the Angel: I don't know who put you up to this, but I would NOT tell these wild tales to anyone else... This is all CRAZY TALK, and I have better things to do with my time. Next time you learn any more 'Revelations', get it in writing on God's very own BLESSED executive stationery! Next time, consider your sources before swallowing it all: hook, line, and sinker.
Betty walks away, shaking her head. Larry refilled his coffee cup and returned to work, perplexed about why Betty did not believe him.
OK, the Coffee Maker scenario may have played out differently, but…
The story of Jesus, from his virgin birth that first Christmas, and his 30 years on Earth, culminating in his resurrection from the grave, is God's beautifully unexpected TRUE story of salvation.
So, next time you are at work and getting your coffee refill, ponder the great news of God's salvation plan that began that first Christmas.
Jeff,
-a little (actually a lot)
-lower than the angels (especially Larry & Betty)
Larson
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK… about my coffee maker scenario?
2000+ years ago, I doubt there was social media in Heaven. No smartphones, 24/7 News Networks. But Coffee Makers, I’m sure in Heaven there has always been good coffee. Otherwise… could it actually be Heaven?
Let me know your comments/theories below.
How and when did the angels learn of God’s plan to send His Son, Jesus, to be born as a baby?
Go have a couple of cups of coffee, then share your theory below in the COMMENT SECTION.
