Another 12 Days of Christmas
I am not sure of the background to the Festive Christmas carol 'The Twelve Days of Christmas,' but I believe today I will share 12 Days of Christmas in the Back Pew. So without further delay let me present for your 'cringing' pleasure..
The 12 Days of Christmas in the BP
On the 1st day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
A DOG CHEWING on Christmas tree lights.
On the 2nd day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
TWO ROLLED EYES, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 3rd day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
THREE WISE MEN
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 4th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
FOUR SUPER BOWLS
THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 5th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
FOUR SUPER BOWLS!, THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 6th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me.
SIX SHOOTER WORSHIP?
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
FOUR SUPER BOWLS!
THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 7th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me.
SEVEN COWS A MOOING,
SIX Shooter Worship?
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
FOUR SUPER BOWLS!
THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 8th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
EIGHT MONTHS OF WINTER
SEVEN cows a MOOING,
SIX Shooter Worship?
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
FOUR SUPER BOWLS!
THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 9th day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
NINE LIVES A LIVIN’
EIGHT months a-snowing, SEVEN cows a MOOING,
SIX Shooter Worship? FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED.
FOUR SUPER BOWLS! THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 10th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
TEN COMMANDMENTS KEEPING,
NINE lives a livin’, EIGHT months a-snowing
SEVEN cows a MOOING, SIX Shooter Worship?,
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED..., FOUR SUPER BOWLS!
THREE Wise Men, , TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 11th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
ELEVEN SHEEP A.. BAAAing,
TEN Commandments Keeping, NINE lives a livin’
EIGHT months a-snowing, SEVEN cows a MOOING,
SIX Shooter Worship?, FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED...
FOUR SUPER BOWLS! THREE Wise Men,
TWO eyes rolled, and A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
On the 12th day of Christmas,
The Back Pew sent to me
TWELVE SPIES A SPYING
ELEVEN sheep a.. BAAAing, TEN Commandments Keeping,
NINE lives a livin’, EIGHT months a-snowing
SEVEN cows a MOOING, SIX Shooter Worship?,
FIVE SNOWMEN SAVED..., FOUR SUPER BOWLS!
THREE Wise Men, TWO eyes rolled, and
A DOG chewing Christmas tree lights.
So there you have it,
Christmas, in 12 bite-sized days from the Back Pew in all its silliness. I pray that this Christmas season is a time of great joy with family, friends, and the church, as we celebrate the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ.
Christmas Blessings
Jeff (on a Christmas Cookie SUGAR HIGH) Larson
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