Call the Elder/Senior Tech Support — James 5:14
If your computer has a virus, call the elde/senior tech support.
The Common (rogue) Cold — Job 9:18
The common cold goes rogue, Job 9:18. Hack… hack… blech!
If You Are Sick, Call the Elders — James 5:14-15 (and bring a bucket)
If you are sick, call the elders … and bring a bucket.