NEWSFLASH - Man Opens Jars
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. Ephesians 5:25 …and Karl can “OPEN JARS.”
A Kiss on the Mouth!
Ruth gets passionately romantic watching Wayne eat fast food 'in that manly way' — inspiring her to quote Song of Solomon 1:2.
Fine… Whatever! (The Double Ambiguous)
“Fine” and “Whatever” are spoken in that tone… every married man knows trouble is coming.
Head of the House? - Only if you count Hat Size
Head of the House? Only if you consider Larry’s hat size. Ephesians 5:23
Thinking out loud? - just don’t
Thinking out loud… in marriage is not for the faint of heart.
Moses… and the Honey-Do Stone Tablets
After the Ten Commandments, Mrs. Mo had a set of stone tablets for Moses with her honey-do list.