Modern Romance - SOS?
Modern Romance: No flowers. No sweet nothings… just social media updates. Song of Songs? Not even close.
NEWSFLASH - Man Opens Jars
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. Ephesians 5:25 …and Karl can “OPEN JARS.”
Eyes Rolled at Hubby
Rita rolled her eyes at Ray one too many times… and they locked in the up position. SOS 4:9
Fine… Whatever! (The Double Ambiguous)
“Fine” and “Whatever” are spoken in that tone… every married man knows trouble is coming.
Head of the House? - Only if you count Hat Size
Head of the House? Only if you consider Larry’s hat size. Ephesians 5:23
Thinking out loud? - just don’t
Thinking out loud… in marriage is not for the faint of heart.