The “Karen” Christian (Not Caring)
Hey Neighbor, stop mowin’ grass on the Lord’s Day. Go shower off your stink and go to church.
Back Spasm Psalm
Do I have a bad back? Let’s just say my vertebrates look like a shaken can of Pringles.
Slow but Sure PT
Finishing is better than starting. Especially when you’re on the verge of collapse.
Skeleton Song
Ezekiel 37:4 is a favorite scripture… and a sing-along of Halloween skeletons everywhere.
Lazarus and… Halloween?
Hey Lazarus, what are you going to be for Halloween? Prolly a mummy… or a zombie.
Stay in the Light (Lest Ye Face Plant)
God is light. In Him there is no darkness. The practical application? Stay in the light… or risk a face plant.
CSI Egypt - Chariots of Water?
The Red Sea crossing left a lot of evidence. CSI Egypt is on the scene…
Splish Splash Chariot Ride
Splish splash… I was taking a bath. Exodus 14:23ish CHARIOTS OF WATER?
Ned Crosses the Red Sea (Mustard Seed Faith)
Ned crossed the Red Sea with his faith the size of a mustard seed intact.
Church Erosion - Matthew 7:24-27
The erosion of our church foundation by our words and actions. Matthew 7:24-27
Clarence the Red Sea Carp
The Red Sea parts, creating a chasm of horror for Clarence the Carp.
Crossing the Red Sea (Ex 14:29)
The 1446 BC fishing opener: The Red Sea parts, Israelites cross, fishing opener ruined.
Random Acts of Confession (James 5:16)
Confess your sins to each other so God can heal you. James 5:16
Humpty Dumpty Faith - James 1:6
Ask in faith without doubt… for he who doubts is like an egg on a wall afraid of a fall. James 1:6 (Mother Goose Edition)