Redneck Smile — Song of Songs 4:2-ish
Yer teeth are yella like linoleum, each one speckled with tobacco, food, and plaque. Song of Songs 4:2-ish.
Modern Marriage - Song of Solomon for today?
"In modern marriage: 'Hey hun, what's for dinner?' → 'Fix it yourself.' 'But I'm your partner, not your servant!' Meanwhile, Song of Solomon celebrates fiery, devoted love with no texting.