OXYMORON: A Skinny Baptist Preacher at a Church Potluck
OXYMORON…
A skinny Baptist Preacher at a Church Potluck…
I also believe in…
- The Loch Ness Monster,
- Bigfoot, and that
- The church business meeting will end on time.
Other… CHURCH OXYMORONS?
Church Organ implemented at Elevation Church worship
A quiet Pentecostal?
A Baptist speaking in Tongues?
Quiet Contemporary Worship Music
A deacon with no opinion
Share in the COMMENTS a fun ‘Oxymorons’ you have observed in church life. I was careful with my examples, as we church-folk can be sensitive. God bless us all in our unique and diverse ways of doing church, as long as we major on the majors and minor on the minors.

