Abram: a great man of faith, but he was NOT Honest Abe. Genesis 12:11-13.

At 75, God told Abram to put his retirement plans on hold. Genesis 12:1-4. So much for the Golden Years.

Timmy, listen to your mom. Timmy, Timmy, are you listening Proverbs 1:8.

Joe gave Greg a Calvinist object lesson… right in his free-will nose. Proverbs 30:33.

Wax on, Wax off… Betty Knows Karate!

This life is just a blink of the eye, but it is just the beginning of eternity in Heaven… paradise

Gonna fly now? Man’s best jump still falls short. Romans 3:23. but God makes us right by grace. Romans 3:24.

A Woman’s Purse What’s this?… A portal to Narnia? 😂 Proceed with caution.

Global warming, ozone, pollution — three Earths, one panic. The Earth is the Lord’s. Psalm 24:1

Solomon already said it: eat, drink, enjoy your work. Bahama Bobby just added the smile.

THE BEAUTY LABYRINTH - my toothbrush and razor lost somewhere in my wife’s sea of beauty products

Solomon called life “a chasing after the wind.” Fast-forward 3,000 years and folk are chasing storms. Same futility, better cameras.

Student Prayer becoming… AWKWARD

“WAIT!… WAAIIT!… The kingdom of God is like a boy missing his bus.

Oh just great… I’m not even tenured. says the teacher after reading Jaames 3:1

If you’re passing notes or texting… show me your knuckles! Proverbs 13:24.

The kingdom of God is like a school boy with his backpack unzipped again…

STOP SINGING! Jesus said suffer the little children — but the bus driver has suffered enough.

969 birthdays does not mean I am old… it just means I have been young for a lot of years. — Methuselah

Your teeth are like a white picket fence… with enough Poligrip to secure a Buick.