The extinction of the house cat? Denied. Thanks to Noah’s thorough vetting. Genesis 7.

WHAT? No really, WHAT? A fool who repeats his foolishness is like a dog who returns to his vomit. Proverbs 26:11.

The Doggie Carpet Dance. David: 2 Samuel 6:14. Cooper: 2 Cooper 6:14. Both with all their might.

My name is MEWcifer. Be sober and watchful. 1 Peter 5:8.

ROAR! YAWN! Stand firm… strive together without fear. Philippians 1:27–28.

Go ahead, make my day. Meow? Roaring lambs. Psalm 23:4

Satan comes taunting: You are scum. A bum. A loser. John 10:10.

When the Holy Spirit prompts DELETE, then DELETE

Division in the church? Will be nuttin’ but trouble. Romans 16:17, 1 Corinthians 1:10–13.

Sarai gives Hagar to Abram. Hagar becomes pregnant. “This is YOUR FAULT!” Genesis 16:5.

Your wife said, take her maidservant and you did? I was 86. Still young n’ foolish. Genesis 16.

Hello Friend. This is the day the Lord has made — let us rejoice. But first, coffee. Psalm 118:24.

David was obviously a morning person. … I am NOT David. Psalm 5:3.

Two signs unearthed near the ruins of Sodom & Gomorrah. The suggestion box was empty. Genesis 19.

Two signs unearthed near the ruins of Sodom & Gomorrah. The suggestion box was empty. Genesis 19.

Do what?? Circum-what? Couldn’t I just build an ark? Genesis 17.

Abraham circumcised at 99? OUCH! Genesis 17 Obedience can hurt, but God’s promises are worth it.

Abram: a great man of faith, but he was NOT Honest Abe. Genesis 12:11-13.

At 75, God told Abram to put his retirement plans on hold. Genesis 12:1-4. So much for the Golden Years.

Timmy, listen to your mom. Timmy, Timmy, are you listening Proverbs 1:8.