These Commandments if obeyed would solve most if not ALL of societies Ills. Parpahrased loosely don't murder, commit adultry, or steal. Always tell the truth, do not envy or desire what others have... AND... there is only ONE GOD! Honor Him only with your worship, your priorities, and serve Him in all you do!
Now while I would never command anyone.. except my dog I will make a few suggestions. And good news there are just 5, not 10. These suggestions are not delivered on two stone tablets, but only in this blog.. cuz stone tablets would cost too much in shipping charges. But I digress..
- Thou shalt NOT think out loud.
I share this often, but if you are married you need to know!
- Thou shalt NOT vote for anyone who rhymes with CHUMP just sayin'
- Thou shalt NOT hide God's word in your HEAD
that would be a shame, resulting in a headache
- Thou shalt NOT drink
except strong coffee.. learned this the hard way but is just my opinion
- Thou shalt NOT blame God for living in Minnesota
cuz you knew it was cold when you moved here
May God bless your day with God's Truth, his loving commandments.. and while you may not listen to my 5 suggestions.. at least you guys listen to your wife when she says you are not going out in public looking like that.