Let me share a few bumps and bruises that Aflack could have helped with.
- Goliath is an obvious candidate after showing concussion symptoms.
- Sisera and his splitting headache that Excedrin would not touch.
- Everyone on that Jericho Wall was built in compliance to OSHA regulations.. so Aflack would be nice.
- Abimelech.. though he refuses to give details on exactly what happened, but was covered by the accidently rock on head clause.
- Eutychus.. who had a great fall but recovered.
May God bless you with health and good insurance.