So woe unto you that would argue with God's chosen one! A man of the cloth! A shepherd to the flock, and possible coffee addict!
- Coffee before church reduces peaceful prayer moments during sermons by 33% and note snoring is NOT a prayer language.
- A 45 second nap and a less than subtle snort at the annual business meeting will be noted, and will show up on your next performance review
- Eating DONUTS is just not the same without this mysterious dark brew.
May God bless each of your lives. May your coffee cups overflow (figure of speech), and your breakfast banquet table include a nice variety scones, bear claws, donuts, apple fritters, cheese danishes, and bismarks.
Amen and Amen!
Jeff (caffinated in the Back Pew) Larson
note: Tomorrow I will share my theory that donuts are simply a contemporary version of manna.