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The
'real one'and the fun guy in the 'red suit'

SANTA- fun Christmas fantasy..

Christmas- coming soon and gone before you know it.. like a mailman but he delivers on Christmas Day!




A spiritual lesson from Santa
..
Do not accept a substitute Santa, and certainly not a substitute Savior!





Come sit on Santa's Lap and make your List


The many faces of Santa include his..
midlife crisis , and this darkside Goth Santa


-Old Redder
, See ya next year , gone bad ,
-Old Saint Jesse? Xmas Games , Santa Golf?

- Santapranos?
.. like a Thief in the Night?



CHRISTMAS NIGHT..

Black Ice - To Infinity & Beyond

- Stuck Again - and again - Santa Scripture -

- Weight Watching
??
Elves - Elfvis , Elf Stress
,

LISTS, SHOPPING, TREES!

- CLS - winter walks - shop til you drop
- trees for chiropractors
, and PETO and Dogs


MISTLETOE,,

- Hot Church Christmas Card
- Drumstick or Loretta

- Kiss her or Smoke it

- Makin' a Move
- Cheese & Lutefisk Kiss?



and the Nativity Set Massacre and Lights out


JESUS- the very real Christmas Miracle..


God's Plan for the World Coffee Talk in Heaven

<- Get out of Town!





Luke 2- That First Christmas Night
( Shepherds, Sheep, and Angels )
- A Gospel Classic - Realms of Glory Choir


- Harold,
and Gloria
- Fear not! - The Bethlehem Star
- Follow that star.. dude
- Snow Angels - BAAA Humbug
- Which way? - unBAAAlievable!


- Angels heard on high.. good
3 Wisemen or just guys? (Mt 2) - 3 men .. no wives - 3 Canadians? ( meanwhile.. Bethlehem ), and no GPS



- Not silent, Not holy - No Vacancy
- Roy the Donkey


- Little drummer boy

and then... - just one week later

 


SCROOGE, ACLU and more...



Scrooge Ventura memories, .. Scrooge as he meets
the ACLU? Santa CLAWZ
, God rest ye Hairy Gentlemen

SNOWMEN snowwomen, snow people


PRESENTS...

For Her..

- power tools - snowmen buying presents

- Thinking of you

For Him..
- Beano? - but I want toys



For the Kids...

- some assembly required

 



Key Scriptures of Inspiration in The Back Pew
(1) Love God.. love others.. Mt. 22:37-39 (2) Trust God with all your heart.. Pr. 3:5-6
(3) The Lord is my Shepherd.. Ps.23 (4) Dwell on what is true, honorable, and pure.. Phil 4:8



 
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